Potato enthusiast. Theatre lover. Book nerd. Forest fairy. All photos my own.🏴 instagram.com/awkwardandodd
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1 Dec 2018
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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Masters Of The Universe was so much fun, I felt like a kid again (only this time I understood all the jokes and innuendo)!
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Jun 14
There was a street party down our road last night and some wee angels have already been round and cleaned up the leftover chaos while the rest of us slept
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Home is where the bagpipes are.
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Jun 13
Think most of Scotland is away for a wee pre-match siesta. My street was buzzing earlier now it’s eerily silent 😂
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Jun 9
Yer wee da says he’s spent £15K on a once in a lifetime trip to see Scotland at the World Cup when he’s actually just rented a storage unit in East Kilbride & paid me & 29 other able bodied lads to work in shifts whipping him with leather belts for a fortnight x
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Jun 11
My favourite thing about being Scottish is that we are hands down the most attention seeking nation on earth but because everyone else thinks we’re cool and funny we get away with it 🏴
Jun 11
In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…
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Jun 11
American women just a heads up if a Scottish man calls you:
- A wee ride
- Tidy
- stunner
- Bonnie
- Braw
- stoater
They’re trying to tell you they think you’re pretty
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Jun 12
Is America ready for the Tartan Army? 🏴
#comedy #standup #worldcup #tartanarmy #scottishcomedy #football
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Apr 30
Just found out for whom the bell tolls. You guys are not going to believe this
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Jun 10
Remember kids: people online aren’t real
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Jun 11
There is a spider the size of a golden retriever in the bath so I have decided to postpone my shower until he’s done in there
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Jan 20
I just changed my whole life by cutting the tag off my jacket. It’s called evolution, and I’m leaving you scratchy-necked savages in the dust.
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People who can't take a compliment are amazing.
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Jun 11
Scotland is in the World Cup and my husband is going to miss it. Bet he wishes he hadn’t dropped dead now.
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Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
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Jun 11
My son found out they get the day off school on Monday so has gone from having zero interest in football to being the Scotland team’s most enthusiastic new supporter over night
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