i have to unfortunately quickly relocate and rehome my flock of ducks. i am heartbroken and full of sorrow to lose my babies

Joined February 2014
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Is Snoop performing before or after Homelander's speech?
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I haven't been on this app in years, anything weird happen while i was gone?
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Made a piece of content that struck a chord. Figure i should drop it here
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Manipulating the housing market by leaving millions of homes vacant creates a squatting epidemic
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I haven't been posting much over here, but if you miss me, you can find me AT scarryjerrywest over on the ubiquitous short form video app Someone over there claimed they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps, and I felt the need to explain why that's not an actual thing
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It breaks my heart to see anyone on the streets but I'm seeing more and more elderly folks out here and they're so frail and vulnerable to violence and the elements. It's an absolute cruelty that our society allows this.
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There's a Twitter fyp now? Is nothing not TikTok?
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I’m acting like it’s funny because it’s ridiculous, but also it is so sad and frustrating. I honestly cant send my child to school in a state where we say, “it’s fine to state the fact that pythons have tiny useless leg bones, but a teacher explaining why is unacceptable.”
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A Single Human: I HAVE A TERRIBLE TAKE Millions of Humans: THATS A TERRIBLE TAKE The Discourse: TERRIBLE OR NORMAL…WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
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I'm doing so much better than this time last year but I still feel so vulnerable and precarious about the future
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Entirely by accident
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Still. We're still doing this embarrassing shit.
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*purchases and becomes CEO of Brazil*
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I hope that the people of Brazil are able to resolve matters peacefully
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If we were to ever pull a Jurassic Park and bring back dinosaurs we should make sure we have something to stop them in case they attack maybe like a meteor gun
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Where's everybody's MLK Day decorations?
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