i have to unfortunately quickly relocate and rehome my flock of ducks. i am heartbroken and full of sorrow to lose my babies
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19 Jan 2025
Is Snoop performing before or after Homelander's speech?
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12 Jan 2025
I haven't been on this app in years, anything weird happen while i was gone?
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5 Apr 2024
Made a piece of content that struck a chord. Figure i should drop it here
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2 Apr 2024
Manipulating the housing market by leaving millions of homes vacant creates a squatting epidemic
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24 Mar 2024
I haven't been posting much over here, but if you miss me, you can find me AT scarryjerrywest over on the ubiquitous short form video app
Someone over there claimed they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps, and I felt the need to explain why that's not an actual thing
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20 Feb 2023
It breaks my heart to see anyone on the streets but I'm seeing more and more elderly folks out here and they're so frail and vulnerable to violence and the elements. It's an absolute cruelty that our society allows this.
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8 Feb 2023
I’m acting like it’s funny because it’s ridiculous, but also it is so sad and frustrating. I honestly cant send my child to school in a state where we say, “it’s fine to state the fact that pythons have tiny useless leg bones, but a teacher explaining why is unacceptable.”
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6 Feb 2023
A Single Human: I HAVE A TERRIBLE TAKE
Millions of Humans: THATS A TERRIBLE TAKE
The Discourse: TERRIBLE OR NORMAL…WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
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1 Feb 2023
I'm doing so much better than this time last year but I still feel so vulnerable and precarious about the future
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16 Jan 2023
Still. We're still doing this embarrassing shit.
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9 Jan 2023
*purchases and becomes CEO of Brazil*
I hope that the people of Brazil are able to resolve matters peacefully
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5 Jan 2023
If we were to ever pull a Jurassic Park and bring back dinosaurs
we should make sure we have something to stop them in case they attack
maybe like a meteor gun
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