me on my way to my dagannoths slayer task

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

I was meditating on a high mountain last Summer in Cajamarca, Peru Away from all the various attention succubi of modern life Retaining my semen (of course) Achieving mild levitation and such When my cell phone buzzed It was my best friend, Salvatore "whassuppyyy" he began, I informed him that whatever had driven him to break my concentration and interrupt my disciplined spiritual alchemy had better be important, or else He said "do you think time exists outside of our experience of it? like we exist in the 3rd dimension, but surely time, which is in and of the 4th dimension, has sort of "always" existed in its entirety, if you will" I hung up and got back to my meditations A llama (or alpaca or whatever, I can never be bothered to learn the difference between these animals) approached me and slowly nudged my shoulder I looked at it and found it was carrying what seemed to be an ancient Incan bolas warrior He spoke to me in some long forgotten Andean language for a few moments I stood up and touched his arm to make sure he was indeed an ancient spirit, rather than a human, as I suspected He was, and my hand passed right through. Apparently I was meditating directly on top of some kind of burial ground Turned out it was the exact spot that Atahualpa was strangled with a garrote by conquistadors I assume I went back to my meditations, confident that a ghost could not hurl actual bolas at me After about two hours the ghost gave up trying to re-secure my attention and disappeared into the Patagonian wind But the alpaca was still there It was real enough, at least I briefly thought about carving a hole it its stomach like Luke Skywalker did to the TonTon on Hoth, but ultimately decided that the weather was too temperate, and the warmth of the alpaca's juicy innards wouldn't really add value to my life So I petted it It went "beehhhhh" Which is the sound they make Then it began its long journey back down the hill I took a swig of warm tap water from a styrofoam cup The sun was setting and now it was getting chilly I chuckled bitterly, thinking about how nice and warm those alpaca guts would be right about now I decided it was time to begin my long sojourn to civilizarion Even the most disciplined monk cannot remain away from civilization forever Mainly because of things like advanced temperature control and indoor plumbing

Yeah my life is over It was a run

The timing of carb intake matters quite a lot, while protein intake should just be enough throughout the day Assuming you strive for performance and improvement

Go-to is fruit before workout Now eating cookies and candy, hitting PRs everywhere Either that's free alpha or im placebo gapped

Milk

It was a privilege to be part of @LAGShowcase today alongside so many other great devs and games ♥️ Reminder you can wishlist Torii: Beyond the Gates on Steam now! #LAGS2026

"No, Axel, you can't have an anime wife irl"

Milk in my tummy.. yum

americans really overuse the verb "love" - as a german i'm only allowed to use this word three times in my entire life

Thinking of rereading Berserk. Or maybe I should just push a screwdriver through my eye socket. Can't decide.

About to run out of milk. Nightmare.

Meow

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