Welp, been wanting to do something like this for a while! Massive shout out to @AlDefinitely for the inspiration in his "2024: Blue Wave" series and to @ATPMstealsO2 for wikibox help.
Here is my newest series, "Tsunami Warning" or Bluer Wave 2024 if you prefer.
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See what happens when you elect progressive candidates. Not only do they lower the crime rates, close budget deficits, and clean the streets. They also win championships. Vote for me so the Jaguars can win.
NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON
ooh iβm zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.
It is the Knicksβ first NBA title since 1973.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS π
New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
βYo bro you gotta trust Micheal Whatley he can fundraise well, he just needs to get his name recognition up. Donβt worry it will be tilt d by November.β
Just extraordinary.
Greatest comeback in NBA history.
Most points by a Knick in a finals game.
53 year drought ended.
Thank you Jalen Brunson & the @nyknicks.
Greatest city in the world.
BREAKING: The New York Knicks win their first NBA title since 1973 with a 94-90 victory over the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5. apnews.com/article/nba-finalβ¦