Just throw on some Van Morrison, grab a beer, and chill the fuck out, man

It’s funny to me that the Seinfeld episode about jacking off got all the buzz when there’s an episode where George talks about eating pussy so badly that he got tapped on the shoulder like the manager coming to the pitcher’s mound to relieve him.

There are people out there that think they could take a bear

Alright strap in. Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox. Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own. The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness. Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics. Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.

If the governments job isn’t to secure even basic shit like clean drinking water for its citizens, what’s its actual purpose?! THIS IS WHAT WE WANT OUR TAXES PAYING FOR

Is the world cup going on?

$2 billion lottery jackpot won by one person in Altadena, California… and after taxes, they took home $628.5 million. Imagine winning the lottery and suddenly becoming the only billionaire who actually gets properly taxed.

I gotta get set up with HBO before this House of the Dragon premiere.

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it. The United States and Israel.

They're letting Social Security fail because they refuse to scrap the cap and make the super-wealthy pay their fair share. Letting Social Security become insolvent is a choice.

Her adult name is Misty...of course she going to be doing this

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

Honey badger don't give a SHIT

Take my money. Most terrifying trailer of the year. Absolutely hate watched all of that 😨

Trump said something outside a press gaggle that I don’t think enough people caught. A reporter called him out on the corruption. He gave three responses. 1. I have the right to do it. 2. He’s not stealing that much. A billion or two billion dollars. Not that much money. Classic Trump. 3. People don’t care. That’s the permission structure. Our collective apathy is what they’re using to justify everything happening in Washington right now. Please stand up and prove him wrong.

That moment, when a live performance is better than the original recording... Priceless!

“There is a building material that does not burn, that does not rot” “In 1937 the US Government made it a crime to grow the plant it comes from”

Ima be at the #FatGirlTwitterMeetUp like this

In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight quit his job and drove into the Maine woods until his car ran out of gas. Once his car ran dead, he got out, then stayed in the woods for 27 YEARS. Christopher lived completely alone in a hidden camp. The only words he spoke to another human were a simple “Hi” to a passing hiker. To survive, he stole food & gas from nearby vacation homes more than 1,000 times, yet was never caught once. In brutal winters, he’d erase his footprints and wander at night using military-level survival tricks just to stay alive. In 2013, after 27 years in the woods, Christopher, now 47, was tracked down by police after a surveillance camera caught the “Ghost of the Woods” He was arrested, but released after serving just 7 months for his crimes.

🚨"These Brazilian tribe members had never heard of Aliens before, and they didn't even understand the concept of them." "But when they were shown a picture of a gray alien, they recognized it immediately and said," "That's Mankumawabu. They live underground."