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Joined November 2022
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2 Apr 2025
NOOOO, you mean to tell me, American Media is pushing entirely fear mongering propaganda to dehumaize our southern neighbors so we can steal their good corn for less money after we finish fucking up the middle east with the exact same equation?
1 Apr 2025
In the wake of 'we will deport random people with tattoos', actual Venezuelan journalists who study Tren de Aragua say that the gang doesn't have identifying tattoos at all. It's literally just something Americans made up.
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BlueDucktape retweeted
1 Apr 2025
farmers when disease strikes their livestock:
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1 Apr 2025
There are 9 billion people on this planet and 120 of them are oligarchs. That math ain't mathin.
31 Mar 2025
Remember... We outnumber oligarchs about 100,000/1
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31 Mar 2025
It is kinda funny to me how many Americans want to talk about immigration without even knowing what an I-129F form, k-1/2/3, or b-2 visa even means. You just gotta like let them get the yappies out and change the subject before it gets too technical.
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31 Mar 2025
Life imitates art
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31 Mar 2025
I will purposefully tie my tea bag to my cups handle for easy sippies, but I will also be upset at my previous night's self in the morning because my tired fingers can not untie the bag. That is also, basically, the plot of Mickey 17.
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30 Mar 2025
Tridacna gigas grows up to 700 pounds, but also, that is why we farm almost all commercial shellfish. Less effort for me, less impact on wild populations and their ecological footprint.
29 Mar 2025
for the amount of meat you get out of clam I feel like we could just leave em alone
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29 Mar 2025
Also, maybe a lil
28 Mar 2025
this is how youre supposed to feel when youre making art with your hands btw
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28 Mar 2025
"The people spreading propaganda"
27 Mar 2025
Musk says the administration is going to “go after” people pushing lies about Tesla
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28 Mar 2025
Again, America's average intelligence quotient is currently "borderline disabled" with almost an entire quarter of our adult population being effectively illiterate. America NEEDS immigrants and Americans need to become immigrants to be smart.
27 Mar 2025
Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a barely sentient turnip.
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BlueDucktape retweeted
26 Mar 2025
It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot
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27 Mar 2025
3 white Americans from New Hampshire when they hear somebody say "gracias" in the most American accent possible:
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27 Mar 2025
I'm just gonna start claiming squatters rights in every 55 community i find listing their real estate with the rest of the market. You wanted to isolate, go enjoy your $65,000 listing away from my generation please.
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26 Mar 2025
Also how i waste my time on this platform mostly
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26 Mar 2025
Dudes probably sipping Starbucks, voting for higher barista wages, looking at an iPhone, complaining about fascists, living in a wolrd built by child slavery, virtue signaling that they're any better than the rest of us. Hell yeah 2025!
24 Mar 2025
"the fascists can never-" my brother in christ you are watching apple tv
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26 Mar 2025
I am yet again, pointing out how easy it is to oppose something so much, so vigorously, that you become the thing you oppose.
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26 Mar 2025
Honestly, you don't even need to sweat to feel a lil endorphin drip, you just need the breeze and a sunset once in a while
24 Mar 2025
The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that’s not like an old wive’s tale
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26 Mar 2025
Befriended a wild fox while watching the sunset on a beach today, life's pretty wicked if you let it be.
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