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I'm going to celebrate by having 3 crumpets for my tea 💃
Morning.
My car has it's MOT today, so if you could all have a word with Jesus for me, the car and life in general, I'd be very much obliged.
You have a nice face - if anyone tells you any different, tell them to book in for an eye test, because they're very fucking wrong.
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Morning.
My car has it's MOT today, so if you could all have a word with Jesus for me, the car and life in general, I'd be very much obliged.
You have a nice face - if anyone tells you any different, tell them to book in for an eye test, because they're very fucking wrong.
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Morning.
October will be alright.
Don't let anyone or anything bog you down and keep doing your best to move forward.
If anyone tries to make you feel bad or they don't appreciate your face, tell them to piss off, because you're going places and you don't need their shit.
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Morning.
It might be dull and miserable on the streets of Greater Manchester this morning, but there's nothing dull or miserable about your face. (Still available btw), anyway, you know the dance; tell people who are not nice or don't believe in you to piss off.
You'll be alright
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The Big Issue seller lady, who every Friday I buy a drink for told me today that her son is starting school over here, and would I go into the shoe shop and buy a pair of shoes for him. I said no, but now I'm feeling a bit bad about it, but she asked me for £50 at Christmas...
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Morning.
Clocked that the leaves have started to fall already, it doesn't even feel like we've had summer yet. Anyway, don't you let any shits try to take the sunshine away from your heart or face - those are the kind of people who thrive on misery and drama.
You'll be alright
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Earlier I saw a worm wriggling on the pavement. I carried on walking, then thought to myself that the worm might not make it in the sunshine and dry out like an old twig, so I went back, picked it up an put it on the damp grass.
A bird will probably eat it, but at least I tried
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Morning.
You'll be alright today and the rest of the week.
I know I'm a Manc, but I always thought Blur were just that little bit better; however, I hope massive fans of those brothers get the news they're hoping for today.
You have a nice face.
Always give it full throttle
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Cigarettes and Arthritis
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Morning.
I've been on the bananas again and I've had some fancy vitamin tablets that I got from Boots the other day, so you know the score when I tell you that you're looking gorgeous and you'll be alright.
Always be gracious, but always tell anyone holding you back to piss off
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