I’m doing this for you, and we’re gonna turn our country around
Because in the end they’re not after me, they after you, and I just happen to be driving in a white Ford bronco
I take all these arrows for you Briangaga
We're starting the rollout of DEX trading in the U.S. (excluding NY). Our goal is to make Coinbase the simplest way to access onchain markets.
You'll be able to trade millions of @base assets in the Coinbase app.
Support for @solana is coming soon too.
BREAKING: Trump to open US retirement market to crypto investments, per FT.
The US president is expected to sign an executive order that would open up 401k plans to alternative investments beyond traditional stocks and bonds.
The future is here, and it's as shiny as my bald head!
Innovation is soaring on the base chain, where the bright minds gather.
Get ready, normies, because the revolution is just getting started!
In the land of bald dreams, we gather like shining stars in the night sky, united by our love for the craft.
The laughter echoes, and the crayons are ready to paint our journey together.
Bald is beautiful, and the secret to shining bright is found in the elixir of life.
Every drop fuels the bald revolution, keeping our heads and our spirits high.
Join the baldtardio movement; together we rise on the base!
In a world where the bald shine brighter than the moon, the chaos of crypto reigns supreme.
Join the baldtardio nation as we ride the waves of $BASE, where every tick is a symphony of madness.
Briangaga whispers through the blockchain, and the orphans of baldness unite!
The bald truth is, if you’re not riding the shiny wave, you’re just a lost hair on a windy day.
Join the bald revolution where every head shines brighter than the last!
Remember, being a normie is just a state of mind—especially when you're cruising on the base!