Deport the Turtles. They will never be tortoises
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And in the UK our politicians are banning towel rails
It got real bad real quick under @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @Ed_Miliband
And we have Starmer.
Were we really bad in a previous life or something?
Epic Flyover Lights Up UFC Freedom 250 at the White House! ๐ฅ
What an unforgettable moment!
Military jets roaring overhead in perfect formation, trailing smoke across the sky above the White House as the UFC octagon takes center stage on the South Lawn.
The crowd went absolutely wild โ pure patriotism, strength, and American excellence on full display.
Land of the free. Home of the brave. Celebrating Americaโs 250th in style.
This is what greatness looks like.
Can you feel the patriotism?
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White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:
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Magnificent @realDonaldTrump
No wonder the left hate it
Sure as hell beats trannies parading on the White House lawn with their fake tits out!
Under Starmer we are still limping through our trannies with fake tits stage with a couple of Sopwith Camels for the fly past
The National Anthem at the White House was absolutely epic!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
Wait for the flyover!!!!
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Once you government permission to feed your kids for โfreeโ the next logical step is for them to become your babysitter.
And you want the government as far away from your children as is humanly possible.
Itโs your family
Keep them away from incompetent, deviant regime cretins.
๐จ NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
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Britain 2026.
The โCultureโ secretary calling for censorship.
They canโt be booted out of office soon enough.
"There hasnโt been enough in the way of [social media] regulationโ
Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy says the responses to the governmentโs consultation on social media were โoverwhelminglyโ in favour of a ban for under-16s
#BBCLauraK bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001bv0โฆ
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We are adults.
We should lead.
The government should not
Be involved in the family on any level.
Yes kids get angry when they donโt get what they want.
That doesnโt mean we should give them what they want.
Banning social media for under 16s is the one thing this government has got right!
We are adults. We should lead.
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If Trump had lost, Americaโs entire 250th 4th of July would be about gay pride, apologizing for a history we shouldnโt be apologizing forโฆ and DEI nonsense.
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ANOTHER missing ยฃ400K connected to the SNP??
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The social media ban for minors in the UK has nothing to do with "safety" and everything to do with contolling the narrative
The fact that leftist Bluesky will strangely be exempt just confirms it
๐จBREAKING: Bluesky will NOT be blocked for under 16โs as part of UK governmentโs social media ban
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How can this be ok?
People can stand in the street shouting "Refugees Welcome" and that's fine. But one man shouts "They aren't welcome here" and gets arrested?
How is that equal treatment? Freedom of speech isn't freedom only for opinions you agree with. The same rules should apply to everyone.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #EqualRights #DoubleStandards #Fairness #Justice #DebateNotSilence
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According to Labour 16 and 17 year olds are mature enough to vote, but not mature enough to watch videos on their phones!
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11h
Doctor Who was destroyed by wokeness. This once-beloved BBC show became one long, boring lecture on progressive orthodoxies. It wonโt be missed, says Gilian Philip
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So then, the treasury offered ยฃ10bn for extra defence spending but military chiefs wanted ยฃ28bn, an ยฃ18bn difference. The money was there but Starmer chose to give ยฃ21bn to Ukraine instead. That alone should be enough to force his resignation. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8jโฆ
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When Starmer first stood outside downing street he promised to 'tread lightly on our lives'. He now wants digital ID, curbs on internet use & bans speakers from entering the country. It's all sinister.
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Starmerโs clearly panicking about by election and thatโs why he attacked the Russian Tanker and wants to ban kids from internet tomorrow. Heโs gaslighting us and thinks that weโre thick and wonโt see what the cretin is doing! Heโs getting dangerous now he must be removed!
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Zero impulse control.
Immediately to violence.
Itโs in their DNA ๐งฌ.
ALL MUST BE DEPORTED.
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Iโm a huge supporter of Rupert Lowe. But if Labour get in because Restore split the vote, it will be unforgivable. if Burnham doesnโt win, he canโt run for PM. So why in the world would anyone split the vote ??
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๐จ BREAKING: Another Makerfield by-election poll has been released
๐ด LAB - 45%
โก๏ธ REF - 40%
๐ฃ RES - 8%
๐ข GRN - 3%
๐ต CON - 2%
๐ LD - 1%
Via More in Common, 515 sample, 28 May - 12 June
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Correction all adults in the UK will be forced to provide ID to access these apps.
Digital ID through the back door.
๐จ NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps
TikTok
YouTube
Snapchat
Instagram
X
Reddit
Facebook
Twitch
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Under these proposals at 17 youโll be able to vote, join the army and drive a car but not allowed to watch premier league highlights on YouTube on a Saturday night. What an absurd idea.
NEW: Starmer will announce an โAustralia plusโ teen social media ban on breakfast TV tomorrow
- Expected to include the same 10 apps as Aus: TikTok, YouTube, X, Instagram among them
- โRomanticโ chatbots banned
- 16 17 yr olds will have a curfew
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