If the cook isn't high or hasn't been to jail I don't want the food 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hockey’s trophy presentation is just better than most other pro leagues because the players who actually win get to hold it first instead of some old guy.

The Brothers Staal. This is awesome.

Zlatan highlights make me want to rewatch Ted lasso

June 23rd, 2017 - the Chicago Blackhawks just won the Western Conference before getting swept by Nashville in the 1st round of in the playoffs. Chicago scored 1 goal on 111 shots at 5v5 that series. At the draft, GM Stan Bowman traded franchise superstar & Patrick Kane's linemate, Artemi Panain (w/ pieces) in exchange for Brandon Saad (w/ pieces). Since then: — Panarin has a 98pt pace across 668 games - 6th league wide in total points — Saad has a 41pt pace across 616 games - 180th league wide in total points The day the Blackhawks dynasty ended.

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

First trailer for ‘THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME’ remake. Releasing later this year.

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses. Elite punishment.

Just a couple of big bois going at it

Fuck I’m getting old

Coming home from middle school just to watch Dragon Ball Z on Toonami was a different feeling 😭🔥

The Roman’s didn’t know Rome fell. Bridges and roads just stopped being maintained.

It's the same thing it has been through the Florida runs and the same thing with the previous VGK team. You win with depth. You have to be able to match and beat up the opponent's top line and you have to get depth scoring. Have to. Every single year you see star players get clamped down at some point in their march through the playoffs. Early or late - it happens. And when it does you need your 3rd and 4th line to grind out some points. If you aren't prepared to lock in defensively and if you aren't prepared to get scoring from your role players - you're cooked.

They told Christians to keep faith OUT of schools for 50 years. Now they're rolling out prayer rugs for Ramadan. The double standard is outrageous

Ticks cannot fly, they cannot jump, and they crawl slower than a snail. Yet, they somehow “outbreak” across thousands of miles of different states in the exact same week. They aren’t migrating through the woods; they are being delivered.

Everything one can get for free in prison must be a basic constitutional right for every citizen. Law-abiding citizens should never be entitled to less than what criminals are entitled to, otherwise crime does pay.

🚨 NEW: Mary Peltola proposes bill establishing 12 year term limits for members of Congress. "If you can’t get it done in that amount of time, go home!”

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly. In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball. The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint: • The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife. • The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books. • The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal. The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.