She/They. Autist in HighDef (AuDHD). Poly and Queer. NonProfit Accountant. Beast in the Sheets. — That’s an Excel joke.

Joined November 2012
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Is there a reason I can’t schedule send my text messages yet?
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So if you’re hanging out at the bottom of Maslow’s hierarchy - psychotherapy for sure isn’t what you need. You need food, shelter, and your basic needs met. Does that make the phrase “everyone should be in therapy” a bit short-sighted, and maybe come from a place of privilege?
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I mean… you can also sleep in a crate. They make ones you can fit in. Get a little pillow and blankie and it’s quite nice…
when my cat wants to feel safe, he sleeps in his little cat carrier that i use to take him to the vet. he seems to like this a lot. people don't have anything like this. where is my person-sized carrier? i'm just saying, this isn't fair. i'd like to feel safe, too.
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I saw the thread where the guy was describing his setup and said if you subscribe to his newsletter you can see the job description he used. In his thread he said this person was saving his wife 20 hours a week. Math ain’t mathin.
FFS, imagine being this cheap but wanting a private chef.
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As a teenager I lit my stolen cigarettes on this thing…
If you had this lamp in your first apartment/house, your knee probably hurts when it's about to rain.
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Vet here from a family of vets. GI Bill requires you to pay in for the 1st year and I was too poor. Literally zero college benefits for me. I’m working nonprofit to get my bills paid. The gov’t will pay more after I wait ten years than if they just paid off right away.
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As a former surrogate - I see absolutely nothing wrong here. Maybe understand every situation is different and keep your moral panic to yourself??
I don’t have words to describe how disgusting I think both surrogacy and sex selection is. This couple already have three children and are about to purchase another, a customised child that a woman in the background will carry for nine months, birth and immediately handover.
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To be clear - I am anti adoption and believe biological parents should be supported in a way that allows them to keep their children. Surrogacy and medical procedures for infertile parents is a different ball of wax.
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Nope. Nothing end of times happening here. My partner occasionally suffers from this phenomenon and has for years. Me explaining my flat affect kind of bonded us a bit because of this.
I want to gauge exactly how many people understand what’s really going on with this headline.
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i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did
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Blistex. And it really does feel like a war at this point.
You’re going to war with the last thing you bought. What are you fighting with?
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Joke’s on you. You’re assuming people know I’m even here.
4 Mar 2024
You are someone's most hated Twitter (X) account...
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No. But I do microwave them and eat them with sour cream and black bean salsa as a little treat.
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Vampires can’t see their reflection and yet they always look hot. Why?? Because vampires have harnessed the power of community. We could all learn something from that
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My partner rolled up to the pharmacy, gave my name and bday, and left with my Adderall. Controlled substance my ass
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I spent a “year of penance” according to my dentist after getting insurance. I told him multiple times “this is why you don’t work in mental health”
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I live in Kansas City so absolutely not.
Do you stop at yellow lights?
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בתשבה | Babs retweeted
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Raytown showing up to Arrowhead with $25 playoff tickets after years of being unjustly priced out of the Kingdom
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I’ve been on twitter for approximately ten minutes. After blocking FIVE of these ads I decided to screen record and within seconds I had three more. So. Ridiculous.
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