The most interesting marine transportation system parody account in the world.

Joined September 2011
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Today’s cafeteria special is clams and circuses.
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It’s amazing how quickly a bunch of quote-tweets can disappear.
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Effective immediately, passengers under the age of 16 will not have access to our onboard wi-fi.
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Whale sightings are guaranteed (or your money back) on every BC Inland Ferrys sailing.
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SPOILER ALERT: The very first episode of the reboot of ‘The Littlest Hobo’ involves our onboard pet area.
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We will be implementing a 5% gruel surcharge.
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On busy sailings, please park within 14 rack U’s of the vehicle in front.
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SHIP AHOY!!!
One of BC Ferries' four new vessels has now arrived, and final testing and training will get underway before it starts serving the Nanaimo Harbour to Gabriola Island route. cheknews.ca/new-ferry-for-ga…
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Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to headline.
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Opening act: car alarms.
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We also accept letters of marque, provided they come from the king.
Attention all passengers. Please have your letters of transit ready as you approach the ticket booth.
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Attention all passengers. Please have your letters of transit ready as you approach the ticket booth.
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We have no issue with anything that’s propeller-driven.
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We get there slower when we take it slow.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were on time, Then you wouldn’t have to wait so long.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if we were on time, Then you wouldn’t have to wait so long.
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Reminder that all vehicle drivers must have a license of some sort or other.
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