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May 24
2026 โณ๏ธ Outrights:
๐ช๐ธ Puig 18/1
๐ฟ๐ฆ Jarvis 35/1
๐บ๐ธ Gotterup 40/1
๐บ๐ธ Young 50/1
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Fitzpatrick 20/1
๐บ๐ธ Korda 5/1
๐บ๐ธ Young 12/1
๐ช๐ธ Ereno 40/1
๐บ๐ธ Clark 40/1
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This is probably absolutely awful value but I have a hunch weโre due a banging free kick at this tournament and Wirtz has scored a few for Germany so
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Suber has been elite T2G this week - over a stroke per round better than the entire field bar Lowry. But also the only person at the top losing strokes putting, think he'll need that to flip and hole a few 10-20 footers today to hold on, come on kid!
Jun 8
RBC Canadian Open
๐บ๐ธ Morikawa 22/1 (5 pl)
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Rose 28/1 (5 pl)
๐บ๐ธ Cole 45/1 (5 pl)
๐บ๐ธ Suber 125/1 (10 pl)
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Just gonna enjoy this moment of big price solo leaders on both tours before it all comes crashing down
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Tiger Woods, famously never talked about negatively by the media
Jun 13
Not excusing any โinappropriateโ actions of Phil Mickelson, but the timing of its release is suspect. Came a day before Tiger was returning from his most recent rehab stint. Both men are undoubtedly flawed geniuses, but only one has been hung, drawn & quartered by the press.
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Jun 12
Gonna copy this and take some of the 250/1 (6 pl) on Koivun for next week at Boyle Sports. Purely because it's probably the best number you're gonna see on this kid for the next decade
Jun 12
Played him 201 for the US Open a week ago at coolbet. Do you think he has a chance?
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Jun 12
Gonna be 30/1 in his first fully pro start, silly silly talent
Jun 12
An amateur no more.
Two-time national champion for @AuburnMGolf, Jackson Koivun will forgo his senior season and turn professional this summer with his first pro start coming @JDClassic.
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Jun 12
Eric Cole throwing his tournament away in the first 5 minutes on Friday morning ๐
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Jun 11
Thatโs an awful precedent to set in the first game, every player who gets touched above the neck all tournament is gonna be rolling around trying to con a red card now
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Jun 11
Oh, so that's why half the Korn Ferry field dropped out this week
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Jun 10
Hammer WD, replacing with Trent Phillips 60/1 (5 pl)
Jun 9
KFT OccuNet Classic
๐บ๐ธ Hammer 50/1 (5 pl)
๐บ๐ธ McAllister 70/1 (6 pl)
๐ฟ๐ฆ Botha 250/1 (6 pl)
HPT Interwetten Open
๐ฉ๐ฐ Brown 20/1 (5 pl)
๐ธ๐ช Eden 100/1 (6 pl)
๐บ๐ธ Logan 200/1 (6 pl)
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Jun 10
Very interested to see how Hunter Logan gets on this week. Qualified at DPWT Q-School in November and has struggled in his first year as a pro, but his two good performances have both come in bad weather which we're expecting plenty of here
Jun 9
KFT OccuNet Classic
๐บ๐ธ Hammer 50/1 (5 pl)
๐บ๐ธ McAllister 70/1 (6 pl)
๐ฟ๐ฆ Botha 250/1 (6 pl)
HPT Interwetten Open
๐ฉ๐ฐ Brown 20/1 (5 pl)
๐ธ๐ช Eden 100/1 (6 pl)
๐บ๐ธ Logan 200/1 (6 pl)
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Jun 9
KFT OccuNet Classic
๐บ๐ธ Hammer 50/1 (5 pl)
๐บ๐ธ McAllister 70/1 (6 pl)
๐ฟ๐ฆ Botha 250/1 (6 pl)
HPT Interwetten Open
๐ฉ๐ฐ Brown 20/1 (5 pl)
๐ธ๐ช Eden 100/1 (6 pl)
๐บ๐ธ Logan 200/1 (6 pl)
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Jun 8
Jackson Van Paris count your days buddy
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Jun 8
Few longshots I've taken for most assists at the World Cup, all EW 1/4 odds, 4 places
๐จ๐ด James Rodriguez 66/1
๐น๐ท Arda Guler 100/1
๐จ๐ญ Ruben Vargas 150/1
Jun 8
Skybet's World Cup odds are impressively bad, they've just lazily priced about 50 players at 80/1 for most assists who are all 200/1 or higher on every other book
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Jun 8
Skybet's World Cup odds are impressively bad, they've just lazily priced about 50 players at 80/1 for most assists who are all 200/1 or higher on every other book
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Jun 8
Absolutely cannot wait to bet Del Solar first round leader at Shinnecock
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