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9 Apr 2019
“Lies We Told”, a short film I wrote & directed, is up now on YouTube
Watch here:
youtu.be/hi67j9RgoTE
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16 Sep 2023
People don’t understand how INSANE this was to watch live.
I saw it with a group of 10 people who all liked to comment and make jokes while watching TV, but while we watched Ozymandias it was just stunned silence intermittently disrupted by GENUINE gasps. Masterpiece of TV.
15 Sep 2023
10 years ago today, the ‘BREAKING BAD’ episode “Ozymandias”, directed by Rian Johnson, was released.
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25 Aug 2023
Me: “Mom can we get McDonald’s?”
Mom: “No we have food at home.”
Me:
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28 Jul 2023
RELEASE THE GERWIG CUT
A fart opera was cut from the middle of #Barbie after it wasn’t received how Greta Gerwig hoped during test screenings:
“I thought it was really funny. And that was not the consensus.”
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4 Jun 2023
What stage of capitalism is this?
3 Jun 2023
Los Angeles is now considering charging drivers to use the freeway.
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23 Apr 2023
I just hope somehow this success leads to a studio green lighting a Fortnite movie just for it to be the worst fucking thing ever.
22 Apr 2023
‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ has passed $800M worldwide.
Read our review: bit.ly/MarioDF
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22 Apr 2023
Serious question: Who the fuck buys these magazines at the grocery story? Has anyone ever seen a SINGLE person pick one up at check out and actually buy one? Because I have NEVER. How are they still in print? I don’t understand.
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9 Apr 2023
My 6 year old niece lost her tooth and told me the tooth fairy gave her 20 dollars and my immediate question was “after taxes?”
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17 Mar 2023
“You know what? You’re a real motherfucker!”
Sigmund Freud: *sighs “I wish”
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30 Jan 2023
Last nights episode of The Last of Us was incredible and proof that sometimes it’s good to deviate from the source material as long as you have an even more compelling, powerful story to tell. This show rules. #TheLastOfUs
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25 Oct 2022
The theater is my church and this is my pastor
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24 Jun 2022
Still believing this is the greatest country on earth should be considered a mental illness at this point.
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7 May 2022
The world ended in 2012 and we are all actually dead.
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3 Mar 2022
Okay fine, I’ll just say it:
The Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy (1-3) is better than both the original Star Wars and Lord of the Rings trilogies and I will be massacred on this hill.
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