The Truth Hurts, I'm also fluent in FOUR different sarcastic languages! Give it a go and follow me, I say what your thinking but I'm NOT scared to say it!
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Jun 12
Listening to the UK radio #WorldCup commentators this morning they are NOW pronouncing country as if they were from that country which sounds bloody ridiculous! Like the Paul Whitehouse sketch! 🤣
#WorldCup
#WorldCup26
#WorldCupFinal26
#WorldCupFinal2026
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Jun 11
What's ALL this bullshit before the start of the World Cup match just got on with it!!! ⚽️
#ITVWorldCup
#WorldCup26
#FifaWorldCup
#FifaWorldCup2026
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May 16
I'm at the Unite The Kingdom March in Centrel London! 🇬🇧 🏴 alls well!
#UniteTheKingdom #LondonMarch
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May 10
FUCK YOU Pep!! #Irons love WHUFC but ManShitty boss should've kept his gob shut!!!!!
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 nil ⚽️
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Apr 28
McSweeney lying like a Mutha Fucker! Body language IS abysmal 🤣 just lies pure lies! #McSweeney #StarmersStooge #StarmerDownfall #Mandelson #ForeignParliamentryQuestions
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Apr 25
RT @PaulGolding: This is the future in multicultural Britain that your children have to look forward to.
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Apr 7
So now that #KanyeWest HAS been BANNED from entering the UK....What 'could'/would they do if He entered the UK via small boat from 🇫🇷 France? 'DO IT Kanye!'
Do IT!
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Apr 7
*Breaking News NASA 🇺🇲 was totally astonished by NEW signs of life on the Luner surface this afternoon! #ArtemisllMission #CapeCarnaval 📡🗼🚀 🗼
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Apr 2
Asylum seeker who ‘dragged woman to beach with pals and laughed as he gang-raped her’ claims ‘rape is sex’
So what I'd do, is I'd advertise for a Gay man and his mates to rape him
....after all its 'just sex' 😊
thesun.co.uk/news/38705571/a…
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Mar 16
Woke up this morning had on #talkSPORT then the sound of Olivia wotshername her voice IS NOT radio friendly to say the least, screeching like a banshee on 'heat' l had to switch stations - Good God get someone who's voice doesn't sound like Roy Keen kicking a cat! 😳 📻
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Mar 15
Can someone PLEASE call this former Chelsea bench warmer a doctor, he NEEDS medication! #Chelsea #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Dowman #TheEmirates #WonderKid
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Mar 14
If the Muslim footballers can pause during a game for 'breaking their fast'....Can the Jamaican players 🇯🇲 pause for an equal amount of time to SMOKE a spliff? ⚽️
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