Jersey born, Seattle raised. Fordham U '13. Former football player. Topps, ESPN, Showtime , MSFT alum. Tweets are my own.
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How the hell am I supposed to 💩 then?!
Seattle spent $116K PER TOILET on new “smart” public bathrooms in Pioneer Square ahead of FIFA World Cup 2026. The units use QR codes, sensors, and user tracking technology and automatically open after 10 minutes.
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Guess it worked last year 🤷🏻♂️
May 5
Veteran edge rusher Dante Fowler Jr. is signing with the Seahawks on a one-year deal worth up to $5 million, per sources.
The No. 3 overall pick in the 2015 draft, Fowler is now entering his 12th NFL season. Deal negotiated by Sean Kiernan and Tom Povinelli of @AthletesFirst.
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Mar 17
☕️ REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN ☕️
Our friends at @Starbucks are giving away an Opening Day VIP Experience, including 4 tickets, an on-field photo and a $500 gift card! Just hit repost for a chance to win! #MarinersStarbucksSweepstakes
No purch. nec. Travel not included. Must be 18 . Enter by 10:00pm PT on 3/22/26. Rules: atmlb.com/4cLnvJf
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On today’s date in sports… 🤣 wtf
Police say a coach on the Cal State Bakersfield men’s basketball program was moonlighting as a pimp across four states.
Multiple dismissals have occurred at Cal State Bakersfield as an investigation probes who knew what and when. spr.ly/6016hCOfK
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Dope! 😑
Feb 22
NEW: Both TSA PreCheck and Global Entry programs will be shut down by the federal government as of 6am ET Sunday, per the @washingtonpost.
DHS says it’s prioritizing the “general traveling population” after funding for agency lapsed in shutdown showdown.
washingtonpost.com/nation/20…
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Let’s go Big Blue!!
Feb 17
Can I bet my net worth on Phillips Andover to win the NEPSAC next year. Old Pink Stripes is gonna have the boys flying…
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Our very own Abe Lucas is a SUPER BOWL CHAMP! 🎉
#VictoryMonday #GoCats
SUPER BOWL CHAMPION ABE LUCAS 💍
#GoCougs | #MadeOfCrimson
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Feb 10
This is why Klint Kubiak is gonna be a helluva coach for the Raiders
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Feb 9
Congratulations to the Super Bowl champion @Seahawks! This defense was special. MVP Kenneth Walker was dominant. And Sam Darnold gave us one of the best comeback stories in a long time. Enjoy the celebration.
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