Army Veteran. Gamer. I like to laugh. Mostly at terrible things, but who doesn't?
Joined September 2011
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4 May 2023
The direct consequence of not leaving people the fuck alone is fucking around and finding out.
Don’t clutch pearls when it happens.
20 Jan 2021
I don't know who needs to hear this but....
The secret to life is leaving people the fuck alone.
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One of the most legendary calls of all time
Rest in Peace, Stacey King
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Jun 7
Loved watching the 90s Bulls. RIP.
Jun 7
We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.
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May 29
Wow!
May 29
BREAKING: Blue Origin’s New Glenn exploded at Launch Complex 36 during a static fire test attempt.
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May 23
Gen X just lost a good one…
Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, who was best known for the hit “It Takes Two,” has died at 59 from cancer.
“Rob’s music, energy, and legacy helped shape a generation and brought joy to millions around the world. Beyond the stage, he was a loving father, family man, friend, and creative force whose impact will never be forgotten,” reads a statement on his social media account. “Thank you for the music, the memories, and the moments that became the soundtrack to our lives.”
variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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The other way around would be worse, for sure.
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May 20
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please Jesus tell me this is real
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May 15
No brainer.
May 14
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously that freight brokers can be held liable for negligently hiring unsafe trucking companies, including carriers using unqualified or illegal drivers who violate CDL regulations and cause crashes.
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May 13
Not a single reporter stopped her to point out that it was Democrats who demanded no ruling until after the election, citing constitutionality issues.
They all just nod along.
AOC: What is extremely disturbing about what has happened in Virginia is this court overturned the will of three million Virginians. They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen. They did not overturn a map—they overturned an election. It is the power of the American people that should be the ultimate check on all three branches.
The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question.
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May 12
There are enough people in our education system to fill this role. There is zero reason for this position to be filled via H1B. @AuburnU
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We have a joke in EOD that we are glorified garbage collectors. In truth, we are First Responders. We rid the world of hazardous munitions and explosives. Not every incident is dramatic. Most aren’t. We pick up the ordnance, transport it safely, and destroy it properly. We do this hundreds of times. There is a chance that one time something goes wrong, and we don’t get to do it hundreds of times anymore.
The photo is of the EOD Memorial at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida.
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Apr 27
Drag him right back there and make him live in the nonsense he funded.
Apr 27
Google co-founder Sergey Brin says he fled socialism in rare statement ripping billionaire tax trib.al/AegvkDv
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Apr 26
This is Liz. Liz is a fucking idiot. Don't be like Liz.
Apr 26
Hegseth moving through hallway back near the stage of the correspondent’s dinner - did not take questions from press.
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