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A BUNDLE OF PRIZES UP FOR GRABS EVERY MONTH THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE OF 2026! To be in with a chance to win, simply: 1) LIKE 2) FOLLOW 3) COMMENT 4) SHARE/REPOST Ts & Cs: · Giveaway runs from 24th January until 31st December 2026 — with one winner drawn at random every month (winning the monthly prizes shown). · Open to UK residents aged 18 and over. · Enter as many times as you’d like via all 4 platforms (every comment counts as an entry, provided you've completed all of the other actions above). · One lucky winner will be chosen (from all entries pooled via Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and X) on the last day of each month of 2026. That winner will win all three prizes for that month. · Winners will be notified within 48 hours of each monthly draw (and announced on all four platforms). · Prizes include UK postage. Prize bundles each contain a selection of the following items: · £15 Amazon gift cards · Dart gun toys · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: May Contain Dragons · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Magic Can Be Dangerous! · 35cm dragon cuddly toys · Lego dragons Good luck!
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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Putting your phone on silent doesn’t stop your alarms from going off. 😱 Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way… right in the middle of one of my recent school assemblies!!! Whilst reading an excerpt from WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers, I heard a faint noise. Then my heart dropped. It was coming from my pocket! My phone alarm had decided to join the assembly. Trying to remain calm, I silenced it and carried on reading. Relief. Well, temporary relief… A moment later, I glanced down and saw a single word on the screen: SNOOZE. 😱 That’s when the real panic started. I’d barely started reading and already knew my phone was preparing to betray me all over again. Sure enough, it did. Not once… Twice! 😱😱 📱🤣 #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #WordsOfWARNING #BWare
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Still waiting for a reply? Check your spam. 📧 I reply to every email I receive, but sometimes my emails end up in spam folders. #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #ChildrensAuthor
A little favour to ask. 😊 If you need to contact me, please don’t rely on social media messages. I always read and reply to every email I receive, but I can’t promise to do the same with messages sent through social media. With school visits, books, administration, my website, and four social media accounts to manage, messages can sometimes be missed. The best way to reach me is via wordsofwarning.com. #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #ChildrensAuthor
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Today’s word: Confidence. I can stand in front of hundreds of pupils without giving it a second thought. Put a camera in front of me and suddenly I don’t know what to do with my face, my hands, or my brain.📷 Maybe confidence isn’t about feeling comfortable. Maybe it’s having the courage to do something even when it feels awkward. #AuthorLife #ChildrensBooks #Author #Confidence #Reading #Writing
My daughter says I need to appear in more of my social media posts. This is me trying. 😄 #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #WordsOfWARNING #BWare
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My daughter says I need to appear in more of my social media posts. This is me trying. 😄 #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #WordsOfWARNING #BWare
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Ever since my recent post about parking cones, I seem to be seeing them everywhere. This week I spotted one wearing a Santa hat at some temporary traffic lights.🚧 Unless I’ve completely lost track of my calendar, Christmas is still quite a long way off. 🎅 Why am I continuing to take photos of traffic cones?! I have a feeling this may not be the final chapter in the parking cone saga! 🤣 #TrafficConeSaga #ParkingConeSaga #AuthorLife #SantaHatCone #SpottedInTheWild
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A little favour to ask. 😊 If you need to contact me, please don’t rely on social media messages. I always read and reply to every email I receive, but I can’t promise to do the same with messages sent through social media. With school visits, books, administration, my website, and four social media accounts to manage, messages can sometimes be missed. The best way to reach me is via wordsofwarning.com. #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits #ChildrensAuthor
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To most people, it’s a parking cone. To a visiting author, it’s a VIP parking permit. 🚧📚 Authors who visit schools will understand. 😂 That little beacon of orange means the day is off to a good start. #AuthorLife #SchoolVisits
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📚📦 4 down, 46 to go! 📦📚 The first four of my fifty complimentary copies of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers are now on their way to: 📚 Carterton Library 📚 Symondsbury Primary School Library 📚 Langney Primary Academy School Library 📚 Tidbury Green School Library I absolutely love the thought of these books heading off to library shelves where they can hopefully be enjoyed by lots of young readers. There are still plenty more complimentary copies waiting to be re-homed, and I’ll continue sending out a few at a time until my stock has been exhausted (at which point I’ll probably be exhausted, too 🤣). If you’re a librarian and haven’t yet seen my original post about the complimentary copies, do check it out. And if any libraries happen to share a photo when their copy arrives, I’d be delighted to see the books settling into their new homes! ❤️📚 For now, though… 📦 4 down, 46 to go! ❤️📚  #SchoolLibraries #Libraries #ReadingForPleasure #ChildrensBooks #BWare #WordsOfWARNING
Calling all UK #librarians! If you’d like to receive a complimentary copy of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers for your library, then please leave your name and your library address in the comments. I have 50 copies up for grabs!!! All of my books in the Words of WARNING collection can be read in any order and are aimed at reading age 6-12. (N.B. Copies will only be posted out to public libraries or school libraries.) #Giveaway #Libraries #Library #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers #CranthorpeMillner
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Hosting a FREE whole-day school visit on the last day of term in the sweltering heat may SOUND like a recipe for disaster… but the pupils at Northleaze Primary couldn’t have been a more receptive audience when I visited on Friday 22nd May! Hot weather is supposed to make people grumpy, yet it seemed to light up the faces of all the pupils at this school. I hadn’t been to Northleaze before, but I hope to return at some point, as my time there flew by far too quickly. From Reception right the way through to Year 6, everyone (including the teachers) got so involved during both my assembly and the workshops that followed, making everything so easy throughout the day. The pupils were incredibly polite and happy. They produced some fantastic creative writing which they were eager to share with their peers by reading aloud. And as well as many budding authors, there were also some super illustrators among them, wowing me with their imaginative book cover designs! If awarding certificates was a tricky task, then deciding who to award my dragon prize to was almost impossible - with so many contenders. But I shan’t spoil the surprise by announcing the winner here, as I know the plan was for an announcement to be made during an upcoming assembly! Huge thanks to all at Northleaze Primary for an utterly wonderful visit! You were the perfect tonic on what turned out to be a VERY hot day to be dressed in an all-black ensemble!!! #FreeSchoolVisits #FreeAuthorVisits #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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My FREE whole-day school visits will be coming to an end when 2026 draws to a close. So, if your school is within 100ish miles of GL51 and you’d like me to visit, then please get in touch via wordsofwarning.com. No fees… no expenses… no expectations on pre-orders/book sales. I’m just doing my bit to keep children reading, one FREE school visit at a time! Book your visit now, before FREE whole-day school visits come to an end!!! wordsofwarning.com/c/events/… #FreeSchoolVisits #FreeAuthorVisits #PrimarySchools #JuniorSchools #ReadingLead #Teachers #WordsOfWarning #BWare
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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Calling all UK #librarians! If you’d like to receive a complimentary copy of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers for your library, then please leave your name and your library address in the comments. I have 50 copies up for grabs!!! All of my books in the Words of WARNING collection can be read in any order and are aimed at reading age 6-12. (N.B. Copies will only be posted out to public libraries or school libraries.) #Giveaway #Libraries #Library #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers #CranthorpeMillner
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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I had a fantastic time when I returned to Forest View Primary for the third year running on Wednesday 20th May. And this time around, we switched things up a little in order to include the Reception and Years 1 & 2 pupils, who sat beautifully during their thirty-minute assembly and were an absolutely wonderful audience! Years 3-6 came up with some super ideas during my creative writing workshops, and it was lovely to see so many of them happy to read aloud in front of their peers. My certificate stash was very quickly depleted, and Ufuk was the worthy winner of my dragon prize! Huge thanks to all at Forest View for another fun-filled day. #FreeSchoolVisits #FreeAuthorVisits #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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Our May winner has now been selected at random from all the entries pooled!!! But don’t forget, the giveaway runs right up until the end of 2026, and you can enter as many times as you’d like! So, why not head over to my pinned 2026 giveaway post and (provided you’ve followed, liked, and shared) get some more entries in by adding additional comments. Next draw takes place at midnight on June 30th. And you can enter on other social media platforms, too. (See pinned post for more details.) #Giveaway #Win #WordsOfWarning #BWare
A BUNDLE OF PRIZES UP FOR GRABS EVERY MONTH THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE OF 2026! To be in with a chance to win, simply: 1) LIKE 2) FOLLOW 3) COMMENT 4) SHARE/REPOST Ts & Cs: · Giveaway runs from 24th January until 31st December 2026 — with one winner drawn at random every month (winning the monthly prizes shown). · Open to UK residents aged 18 and over. · Enter as many times as you’d like via all 4 platforms (every comment counts as an entry, provided you've completed all of the other actions above). · One lucky winner will be chosen (from all entries pooled via Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and X) on the last day of each month of 2026. That winner will win all three prizes for that month. · Winners will be notified within 48 hours of each monthly draw (and announced on all four platforms). · Prizes include UK postage. Prize bundles each contain a selection of the following items: · £15 Amazon gift cards · Dart gun toys · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: May Contain Dragons · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Magic Can Be Dangerous! · 35cm dragon cuddly toys · Lego dragons Good luck!
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8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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I had a super time at King’s Junior School on Thursday 7th May. When I arrived there and saw all the stairs, I thought I was going to be in for a difficult day (my author trolley and stairs really don’t mix). But the staff were so accommodating, quickly arranging for all of the workshops to take place in the same hall as the assembly. And the pupils attending those workshops were a fantastic bunch. They got stuck into my activities with gusto and had me in stitches with some of their witty creative writing. It was very difficult to decide who to award certificates to, as there were so many great pieces of work produced. And it was even harder deciding who to award my dragon prize to… so I ended up awarding two! If my memory serves me correctly, George and Georgia were the worthy winners!!! Huge thanks to everyone at King’s Junior for an unforgettable day. I can’t wait to return during World Book Day week next year! #FreeSchoolVisits #FreeAuthorVisits #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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Why do the best ideas always hit me when I’m just about to fall asleep?! Thank goodness mobile phones have voice recorders these days. (Though I must admit, trying to decipher dozens of sleepy voice notes every morning is never easy!) #AuthorLife #WordsOfWarning #BWare
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A BUNDLE OF PRIZES UP FOR GRABS EVERY MONTH THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE OF 2026! To be in with a chance to win, simply: 1) LIKE 2) FOLLOW 3) COMMENT 4) SHARE/REPOST Ts & Cs: · Giveaway runs from 24th January until 31st December 2026 — with one winner drawn at random every month (winning the monthly prizes shown). · Open to UK residents aged 18 and over. · Enter as many times as you’d like via all 4 platforms (every comment counts as an entry, provided you've completed all of the other actions above). · One lucky winner will be chosen (from all entries pooled via Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and X) on the last day of each month of 2026. That winner will win all three prizes for that month. · Winners will be notified within 48 hours of each monthly draw (and announced on all four platforms). · Prizes include UK postage. Prize bundles each contain a selection of the following items: · £15 Amazon gift cards · Dart gun toys · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: May Contain Dragons · Signed paperback copies of WARNING: Magic Can Be Dangerous! · 35cm dragon cuddly toys · Lego dragons Good luck!
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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Want to get your hands on a bargain? Second-hand copies of WARNING: Magic Can Be Dangerous! are now only £4 on worldofbooks.com. With FREE delivery on any order over £5 (and only 99p delivery on orders under £5), that’s an absolute steal!!! And by using the discount code SPEND15, you can pick up all three current titles in the Words of WARNING collection for only £17.73... including a brand new copy of WARNING: Grandma's Gone Bonkers! How about that?!? @worldofbookshq worldofbooks.com/en-gb/colle…
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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It’s almost two years since I first visited St Gregory’s, and I’d forgotten just how impeccably polite and respectful all the pupils at this school are! So, returning there for a visit on May 1st with WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers was a real treat!!! My assembly had everyone tapping into their creativity and dreaming up future titles for the Words of WARNING collection. And the workshops for Years 3, 4 & 5 were an absolute joy to host, with students falling as silent as mice every time one of their peers stood up to read aloud, meaning we could all hear every single word that was spoken!!! HUGE thanks to everyone at St Gregory’s for another wonderful day! I won't leave it so long before returning next time. #FreeSchoolVisits #FreeAuthorVisits #WordsOfWarning #BWare #WarningGrandmasGoneBonkers
8 Sep 2025
I’m thrilled to finally reveal the fabulous cover of WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers – the latest addition to the Words of WARNING collection – illustrated by the exceptionally talented Theo Jarvis (aged 13) and due for publication by @CranthorpeBooks in Feb 2026! Nero fears his grandma may be losing her mind. After all, she’s been acting very strangely… But when his parents vanish and top-secret government agents are called in to investigate, Nero begins to question everything. Are his mum and dad responsible for the recent spate of burglaries in the area? Is his headteacher really a vampire? And what’s with the mysterious cloak hanging in his grandma’s hall closet? Determined to get to the bottom of things, he and his best friend Jess are left with no choice: they must enlist Grandma’s help and launch an investigation of their own. Will their quest for the truth send the old lady over the edge? Or could there be more to Grandma than meets the eye? amazon.co.uk/WARNING-Grandma…
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