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Bellwether Johnson @BWetherJohnson

Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

Joined December 2009
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Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson
8 Sep 2018
Here’s a screenshot from a local bathroom remodel company commercial exhibiting what those of us in Iowa consider the height of luxury
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This one’s for Yauch
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They got a football one too
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I assume Sam Freeman blew 39 saves
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[Random person on the street] Hey, you look familiar. Do I know you from something? [The Liberty Biberty Guy] I’m The Liberty Biberty Guy
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New York’s hottest club is: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU This club has everything: Mirrored helmets, space lazers, Baby Yoda, Jabba The Hutt’s son Rotta The Hutt, Sigourney Weaver reading cue cards
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Come to American Legion Post 492 in the next 15 minutes if you want your ass kicked
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Scott Lawrence@ScottFree27
May 20
Royals on pace to lose 100 games
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My Wagyu Beef Tallow spray is $12.99 — on sale??!!? OPEN THE DAMN STRAIT!!
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Perfect Rock Dude stagewear: Vintage Isiah Rider Wolves Jersey Norfolk, VA Hooters Tee (Hotline TNT, btw. Fuckin’ rule)
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Enjoy experiencing the power of your Digital Key.
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Super Mario Facts@SuperMarioFact
May 5
Double Deck is a battle course in Mario Kart 64. It takes place in a labyrinth with decks.
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[second Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency]: yeah whatever big fuckin deal
Breaking911
@Breaking911
May 5
Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.
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[Record Label] Your no 1 hit Lightning Crashes has made Throwing Copper go multi-platinum, you have several videos in heavy rotation on MTV, and were voted Band of the Year in Rolling Stone’s 1994 readers poll. What do you have for a follow-up? [The band Live]: Lakini’s Juice
Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson
May 2
Just heard LAKINI’S JUICE on the radio
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Just heard LAKINI’S JUICE on the radio
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I said to myself: “Is this fuckin LAKINI’S JUICE???”
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Los Royals
@losroyalskc
May 2
Italia pegó duro hoy. 🤌
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Just found out that my high school class’ Leather Jacket Kid (Non-Columbine) died :(p
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Great! Time to set my dick on fire and quit this electronic hell toilet forever
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Delbert Jenkins, Enable Midstream Safety Partner
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Apr 3
Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?
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Look on the bright side, Duke fans, the Yankees are 3-0
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