Show biz: art, antiques, jewelry, design. Founder, support group for claustrophobic mimes * Jewfrorealist * NEVER take advice from normal peeps * Let's Go Mets!
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25 Sep 2023
The next time that you receive my auto response email stating that I am out of the office in observance of a religious holiday, then minutes later Whatapp call and message me, I will have #God return the call to straight-and-narrow your ass for good. #YomKippur #Respect #clue
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Asking for a friend: comb-over NYC Mayor emeritus is still with us? #guillani
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Mayor McVeganCheese. Astute headline.
"Someone tell Zohran Mamdani he’s the mayor of New York, not the West Bank" washingtonexaminer.com/opini… #mamdami
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Why are we discouraging World Cup Fifa tourists from pursuing their beliefs of walking from NYC to MetLife Stadium? It is so close on a map. In the words of the wise Mel Robbins, "Let Them" @FIFAWorldCup @MetLifeStadium @FWC26NYNJ @melrobbins @NJTRANSIT
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A huge shout Mazel 2-tha-Tov shout out to @mashagessen for their Pulitzer prize. Long overdue recognition for meaningful, informative and touching works @nytimes. If you have not yet listened their riveting serialcast The Idiot, do so soon @serial — in one sitting. Or standing.
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Psyched to have lifted a pair of EarBuds 4 from the Apple store in order to listen to this piece clearly.
nytimes.com/2026/04/22/opini…
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We're aware of what is going on in the world without your shady lensed tilted beanie commentary, flag-representation haute attire and pocket-protector polical statement input or output. #oscars #awardshow #juststop
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An attentionista little boy actor and a bro-harder thespian who believed he was Texas governor-worthy sat down for a public conversation that touched upon their respective cultural viewpoints. Were you expecting an episode of Firing Line? #chalamet #mcconaughey #opera #ballet
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What if we didn’t bother warning you about the door behind you and simply let karma take its course?
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Honored to have my fave peeps visit me on the job at the February Palm Beach Show. Thank you @dlowens218 and Madeleine for your love and meaningful support. Means the world that you showed up for me. As does your "hating" me in the kindest possible way.
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Nancy Walker Texas Ranger would have been a groundbreaking genre. #MondayMotivations
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What Jehovah Witnessed...
people.com/guy-fieri-debuts-… #guyfieri #dinersdriveinn #witnessesprotectionplan
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In the words of my late mother (a therapist):
This is no longer a productive conversation.
#ItEndsWithUs #baldoni #swifty
#liveley #lawyers
people.com/taylor-swift-alle…
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A decision has been made to retire the Valerie Bertinelli Newsless Day Counter and refocus resources on an ambitious rebrand of a meter capable of exceeding 48 hours. Thank you for your confidence in our long game strategy, uh, we mean sanity. 🤟 #ValerieBertinelli #inothernews
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30 Dec 2025
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Who knew that a 40-year-old TV SHOW about life on a dusty prairie could be the source of such deep-rooted angst and trauma? Imagine the Poseidon Adventure and Towering Inferno people and what they must have be carrying.
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30 Dec 2025
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Twenty years from now, let’s all be there for the Law & Order, CSI, and NCIS peeps. They are going to need us.
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5 Nov 2025
Which New York City Board of Elections @BOENYC email address should we submit reimbursement requests for anxiety medication refills? #nycmayor #ZoranMamdani #Andrewcuomo #curtissliwa #Mayor #vote
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30 Oct 2025
Bypassed Skinny Tie Bro-it-All and the Numchuck Ninja Turtle in favor of the Guy Who Hasn't Smiled Since 1986. @andrewcuomo But who with real political experience — especially in here in NY —would remain smiling about anything? #nycmayor #andrewcuomo #gocuomo #pleasenottheboy
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