Ok, for 1,789,462 of you Chiefs and Commanders fans who took issue with my wording: yes, I know the Chiefs haven’t moved across the border yet. Yes, I know the Commanders are moving back soon. I generalized. I’m sorry for the sloppy wording.
34 minutes is… not that far away in a city the size of Chicago.
Also, the Jets, Giants, Chiefs, and Commanders all play in stadiums over the border. So stop acting like this is the apocalypse.