founder; lost | creator; uncreative | not a cult leader
Joined March 2011
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4 Nov 2025
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27 Oct 2025
My CEO just quoted Garyvee at me and I don’t know how to feel about that outside of the web3 world 🤷♂️ 🤦♀️
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25 Aug 2025
About a month ago found out this beautiful dog had bone cancer and a few days ago had to put her down 🐶
haven’t stopped crying tbh 😭
Will miss Orange for the rest of my life 🍊
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25 Jul 2025
Can’t help but think that thirst trap you put up on FB was just meant for me to see cuz I swear you deleted the story about 2 minutes after I viewed it 👀 🪤
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22 Apr 2025
Pink Pony Club is a song about becoming a stripper and you can’t tell me otherwise 😤
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19 Mar 2025
Is it me or did Peter Dinklage get his start on the music video for bloodhound gang bad touch?
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19 Jan 2025
Wet is a word used to describe something covered in water but water itself is not wet 💦
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16 Jan 2025
The things people are “discovering” rn are things I was explaining to people years and decades ago 🙄
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22 Dec 2024
Just saw the baddie from church after 15 years and lemme just say… wow
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15 Dec 2024
Lucky X doesn’t tell you the contact information cuz wtfffff 😮
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14 Dec 2024
Yo McDonald’s sprite tastes like static and I fkn LOVE IT 😍
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7 Dec 2024
Before there was anything there, before nothing, was everything.
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