The original BLB parody account

Joined March 2010
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Is a man, doesn't know about @SaxxUnderwear #badluckbrian #lifechanging
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Is a Seahawks fan #badluckbrian
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Is a Brazil fan #badluckbrian
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Cheats off of an asian during a test, London Tipton #badluckbrian
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Wears Nike shoes, can't do it #badluckbrian
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Single, failing to mingle #badluckbrian
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Gets hit by car, sees a bright light. A second car #badluckbrian
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Last name ever, first name greatest. Middle name mistake. #badluckbrian
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Wins raffle for the first time in his life, Hunger Games #badluckbrian
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Runs away from home with family dog, finds a poster only looking for the dog #badluckbrian
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Victoria Secret models without makeup πŸ‘ΈπŸ’„ pic-twlttr.com/1bVfptz

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Zombie apocalypse, chased by Usain Bolt #badluckbrian
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Finally sees boobs. Rick Ross. #badluckbrian
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Eats alphabet soup, chokes on the D #badluckbrian
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Gets dumped by Taylor Swift, Doesn't get a break-up song #badluckbrian
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Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned. #badluckbrian
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Enters rap battle. First round Eminem.
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Zombie apocalypse. Chased by Usain Bolt.
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Takes a chill pill. Overdoses. #badluckbrian
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Finally finds something positive in his life. HIV.
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