Currently alive. Legitimate business man. Future Astronaut.
Joined November 2010
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Are you a bit mental? If so, would you like to come on my podcast?
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Freedom isn’t taken all at once. It’s chipped away at
'We will make further statements in July about VPNs and further restrictions'
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall told #BBCBreakfast she will outline more details next month about the social media ban on under 16s in the UK - as well as additional restrictions on Virtual Private Networks, curfews and chatbots
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What will come next year, is second hand shops won’t be allowed to sell older phones that don’t have the ID verification at device level
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When I was 15, I had a fake ID to buy alcohol. Modern kids will have a fake ID to watch YouTube. Although, drawing a beard on with felt tip has tricked age verification before
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Breaking news! Kid goes to school
Prince George will attend Eton College from September, Kensington Palace announces bbc.in/4uFYg0f
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Need to move. The landlady has told us she can get more for the property than we can afford to pay.
Nice to have something else to worry about
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The weirdest part about the whole thing is she described the house to us. We’ve been here 18 months. We know what it looks like
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You can make anything. You just have to ignore the people who’ll complain. They’ll move on to complaining about a different show next week
The Office actor Rainn Wilson has sparked debate after claiming it couldn't be made today
"I think that would be too hard – to be as politically incorrect as the show was"
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Say what you will about the Supreme Leader. He's uniting people. Kids hate him.
Adults hate him. The generations haven't been this united in decades.
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Some very controversial choices here. Especially the first one
Luke Molloy asks the big questions to Joe...what are the worst classic Doctor Who stories of all time?
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He should know. He was 14 and his wife was 37 when they got together
Jun 15
French President Macron on social media ban under 15:
It plunges them into loneliness. It makes them suffer.
They are not ready for it. It disturbs their personal, sensory, cognitive development.
Australia passed a law before us, already in force.
The UK is joining us — the Prime Minister announced it this morning. Canada is joining.
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Wood chipper
Jun 15
Teacher guilty of sexual abuse and murder of 13-month-old baby boy he adopted with his partner bbc.in/4uCuOs4
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Jun 15
Hi @ThreeUK. Can you explain why you’ve charged me twice for my phone bill this month?
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Jun 15
When the homeless man dropped his turbo iced white lightning, in Father’s Day. I felt that
What Doctor Who moment deserved more attention?
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Jun 15
I haven’t been to Download since 2005. I’m too old for all that now, I’d lay in the tent and wouldn’t be able to get back up
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