Hello! It is i, Doctor Faust! Hope i make you smile! After all, laughter is the best medicine! It's not, but i wish it was! (parody account ran by @kool_again )
Can you believe this, patients?
We've hit 4.8K!
That's quite a lot of patients. I'm beginning to wonder if I even have the space to treat all of you. Regardless, this is a tremendous occasion! I'd like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart!
I find introductions to be completely unnecessary. Why would I waste my time sharing details with people I have no interest in engaging with? Social norms simply don't apply to me, and that’s just how it is for someone of my intellect.