Cream British Shorthair. Everything is a toy except the human she’s not a toy

Joined December 2011
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Captor stole my toes. I was a good boy I never pulled my paw away or hit captor and I purred non stop. I got good boy treats.
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Captor left me in the lounge. Dimwit
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Been snoopervising captor do some gift wrapping. I assumed she was wrapping more gifts for me but it seems her jibber jabbering sister has a birthday soon.
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Captor is on holibobs. Today she went out for Japanese lunch and tonight she’s having gimbap watching her favorite show @ChefandMyfridge ummm where are my treats ?
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Finishing off this special day with a mahoosive bogaroo. You are welcome captor.
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Best birthday ever. I got millions of happy birthday wishes with lots of lovely singing and dancing kitties. I’m so excited I have friends all over the world and feel very loved. ❤️🧡
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I have friends all over the world I’m so excited.
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I got special breakfast of a bowl of slop covered in treats and a new ferret for my birthday. Best day ever
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It’s my birthday.
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Followed captor for treats she said the bag was empty so I got mad at her then new bag of treats was put away.
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Playing where is Wolfie. I’m rolled up in the fitted sheet captor says I look like a seal.
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Captor is sewing up a hole in a pillow case. She has a great toy called a needle and thread. I want the thread soooooo badly.
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Captor is on vacation and doing activities. Today she went to a cat cafe. She said there were lots of cats giving her love one even jumped on her shoulder. One completely ignored her. Snigger.
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Oh my why is captor at home so much and in my way.
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Captor is around a bit too much at the moment I’m sleeping in the spare room.
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It’s dark and raining I’m watching the rubbish bins get taken out.
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Hello captor
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Captor was doing something secretly on a different bench and I could not see so I jumped up beside her. She was chopping up an orange. Yuk yuk yuk how disappointing I thought maybe she was opening more treats.
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Captor why are you not getting ready to work.
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Sat on captors spot. Got treats to move. I’m a genius
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