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27 May 2023
Few truths that will hold for most of your life.
1.) No India is not the worst country for women, go to any station in Paris and see how they are catcalled. Rapes and sexual assault per capita are higher in western countries.
India's problem is eve teasing, which is reducing.
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It's just the music.
why do people like Rockstar? I never understood the hype. I genuinely want to know what stuck out in that film apart from the music.
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Wow. No racists comments detected.
Is US healing ?
Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!
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Half are divorced.
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Indians are so amazing that they are jealous of another country celebrating a sport that Indians don't care about to show that we should care about it cause white man does. 🤣🤣
Australia has been the most dominant cricket team till date but still the hype there for the Fifa World Cup is 100x more than the ICC World Cup. This tells how irrelevant cricket is outside India.
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You are not a former Canadian PM.
Can someone explain why this is a thing? I’m as a big of a Canadian soccer supporter as you’ll find, but if my partner was performing in LA at US opener, I’d be in LA proudly holding a big sign saying that’s my wife. Some things are more important. #CanMNT #FIFAWorldCup
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Western world is full of man children.
Sometimes supportive boyfriend duties call. But you know who I’m rooting for to take the Cup 🇨🇦
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India is struggling in manufacturing apparently.
India enters the big 5 in manufacturing toppling South Korea. At current growth rates, even considering rupee depreciation, India will displace Japan to become the world's third largest manufacturer (> $1 trillion) by 2029.
Also,
1960: $3 billion -> 2015: $328 billion
2015: $328 billion -> 2025: $781 billion
So India has added as much in manufacturing in the last 10 years as it added in the last 70 years.
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Two days ago a paki was saying how Imran Dhakan is greatest Paki but guy didn't have the guts to say anything against retard Munir who is beating Imran Dhakhan daily literally.
Jun 13
He made Modi irrelevant.
He made Netanyahu irrelevant.
He made Imran Khan irrelevant.
He is the best of the best!
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Same question. Seems like a bad deal.
i'm surprised that someone who joined a $2T company 25 years ago to serve as coo is only worth $1.3B
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So that Chokli's like you remain under control 🤣🤣
Sometimes I wonder why twitter gives free access to morons like you
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Aren't they doing you a service? Why do you want to marry a woman who treats you like an ATM.
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Main ne filter thodi lagaya. Chokli fans khud SF ko consider nahi karte kyunki Chokli chokes in semis.
But even in finals his avg is 27, half his actual avg 🤣🤣 x.com/treelife29/status/2065…
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I didn't use semi finals cause Chokli fans don't use semi finals. You know why ?
Sachin in WC semi finals
65,83,85 (77 avg)
Kohli in WC semi finals
9,1,1,117 (32 avg)
Include all ICC semi finals
SRT 48 avg vs Kohli 70 avg
So Chokli better in low stakes champions trophy 🤣
Jun 13
Plus he deliberately used final instead of ko cuz semis me 2 centuries h kohli ki 😂😂
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Every few days Indian twitter realises that we are not as technologically advanced as developed countries 🤣🤣🤣
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The trillion dollar valuation is because of AI, which is also a kind of software.
Even Tesla is pitched as AI company, not a car company.
Jun 13
This needs to be a more regular thing:
“Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor”
Inspiring - love it ♥️
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Twitter is loss making 🤣🤣🤣
Jun 12
The day Elon Musk told X advertisers to "go fck yourselves" he was worth $220 billion
Today he's worth $1.1 trillion
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Lol. Have you heard of Andrew Tate ?
Jun 13
Is Indian twt just men and women fighting each other 24x7
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So the only match winning knock out ODI final match Chokli played in his life was a t20 match.
Even there he didn't get MoM 🤣🤣🤣
That was also t20 match ultimately 🤣🤣🤣
So ICC ODI final with 50 overs Chokli avg is 24 🤣🤣🤣
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That was also t20 match ultimately 🤣🤣🤣
So ICC ODI final with 50 overs Chokli avg is 24 🤣🤣🤣
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Lol. That was a beamer not bouncer.
Speed of cricket ball is measure at point of release, so most players receive deliveries at a much slower pace after bouncing.
Beamer doesn't touch the ground and hit SRT at 150 .
SRT scored 90
Jun 13
'even Viv Richards '. The man faced the likes of Thompson et al without helmet. SRT got hit by Brett Lee on helmet once. Would have mostly been dead on the spot. 🤡
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