Joined February 2011
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Jun 14
The only 80 year old birthday I'm celebrating today is for Tupperware. 80 years of leftovers!
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Jun 14
The only time I’ve ever been sincere on twitter was when David Lynch died
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Tyler retweeted
Jun 13
Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban
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Jun 13
Men be like "I don't do labels" and then ask what's your name
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Jun 13
If you send me a wedding invitation that you made with AI I’m giving you an envelope stuffed with monopoly money
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Jun 11
She asked if I wanted to fuck I said please identify all pictures containing motorcycles to prove you’re human
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Tyler retweeted
Jun 9
I love you like an ebay seller loves smoking indoors
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Jun 9
Dogs be like I know I shouldn’t spend 25 dollars on a turd from DoorDash but I deserve it, it’s been a ruff week
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Jun 9
80’s horror just taking a profession and putting Maniac / Psycho in front of the job title and it worked every single time
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Jun 8
TMZ headlines be like man goes on killing spree in state that Taylor Swift once flew over
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Jun 8
My favourite thing to do when I wake up is not eat food or drink water for 6 hours
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Jun 6
Sex is cool but have you ever had your power go out when your phone was fully charged?
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Tyler retweeted
just retweeting whoever and later checking some accounts and going oh dear
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Jun 4
Freebleeding while skydiving gotta be the most liberating thing a woman can do
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