Producer/Founder @braintrust_ Host of #Bankbeats on Bassdrive.

Joined January 2012
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7 Feb 2017
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đŸ«  why @British_Airways is your website STILL such a POS after years of being absolute trash. And don’t get me started on the app.
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The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
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The Straight of Hormuz is closed.. again
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bruh
Mar 31
State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Follow: @AFpost
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Gavin Newsom looks like the president in a movie where the main character is a dog
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They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
Jan 17
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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17 Dec 2025
Fucking coward
17 Dec 2025
SORKIN: I'm going to ask you a question you won't love that you didn't answer earlier this week. Can you speak to the president's disparaging comments about Rob Reiner? MIKE JOHNSON: Our prayers are with the Reiner family SORKIN: What about the president's comments? JOHNSON: That's not the way I would have done it. I don't know what else I can say
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5 Dec 2025
Zaslav rewarded for destroying legacy brands and shoveling corporate bullshit back and forth while lining his pockets for DECADES.
This just in: David Zaslav has a lot of money. (Full story here: cnbc.com/2025/12/05/paramoun
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30 Nov 2025
Peep Show but it’s just Johnson saying Mark
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Trump killing his best friend, and then his best friend's ghost haunting him and dooming his second term, is an Elizabethan revenge tragedy
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16 Nov 2025

ALT frankensteins monster frankenstein GIF

truly cannot exaggerate how fucked it is to be talking about your amazing medical care while you are actively a reason millions of people might lose their health insurance
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30 Dec 2021
If you’re a journalist and you’re not asking questions about this case you should be ashamed of yourself. What purpose do you even serve? I’m sure there’s a middle class teenager somewhere who could use some harassing right now but maybe try to do your job once in a while.
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He. Can’t. Even. Fucking. Pronounce. The. Name. Of. The. Drug. He’s. Holding. A. Press. Conference. On. To. Lie. About.
22 Sep 2025
Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
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