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Ash πŸ€ @BarbiturateCat

They/Them. Weird Canadian writer. I used to draw things, now I play with fire and metal.

Joined August 2008
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Ash πŸ€ @BarbiturateCat
22 Feb 2021
*angrily stomps over to a block of vending machines and tapes a note onto one* WHOEVER HAS BEEN USING CURSED ARTIFACTS TO STEAL CHOCOLATE FROM THIS MACHINE NEEDS TO STOP AND RETURN THOSE ITEMS TO THE RESEARCH STORE ROOM ASAP. VENDING MACHINES ARE A PRIVILEGE! - Management
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COMMS CLOSED @zuzofait
28 Jun 2024
Elden ring boss so hard I had to take a break to make jam so I don’t kms
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Netoey @Netoey
28 Jun 2024
Finally posting this damn study
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laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun
28 Jun 2024
last nites drawing
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venus @venuslovesrats
26 Jun 2024
an offer when u visit my humble abode...
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ADHD Memes
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26 Jun 2024
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ADHD Memes
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26 Jun 2024
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My two MCs, in meme form.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
26 Jun 2024
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horse dentist
 @equine__dentist
22 Jun 2024
the new live laugh love
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horse dentist
 @equine__dentist
22 Jun 2024
yes absolutely
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There’s literally nowhere I can go to fangirl about my characters augh WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY BABIES
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neoltitude
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1 Jun 2024
A body is mostly bacteria. A mind is mostly demons. Tech companies are renting out graveyards, trying to get their algorithms haunted
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You ever get obsessively focused on a new project only to feel it slipping after a week or so and just try desperately cram anything that will re-awaken that spark into your brain but the intensity is going and you just sit there sliding downhill into lethargy ha no me either
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Ha funny brain chemicals made me sad, bbrrrrrr
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neoltitude
 @ctrlcreep
28 May 2024
Stepping through the tall grass leaves a pathway, a comet's trail of trampled verdancy. The meadow remembers your passage: its fairy roads are calligraphy for hunters. Mow your lawn, that I might travel stealthily
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Any local (WPG) peeps can recommend a good headshot photographer?
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I came back here because I have no other other dopamine producing outlet for my absolutely unhinged thoughts on the Internet and I’m very sad to realize this shit hits different now and is no longer dopamine producing.
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The Notorious J.O.V.
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Cemetery Gates Media @CemeteryGatesM
21 May 2024
Happy release day to Paul's THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH! A culty, Lovecraftian police procedural mystery. Art by @slimyswampghost
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phone home @summers_sonny
21 May 2024
She was hot, like the black muggy interior of a Nissan Altima full of wet laundry
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