Three rules to live by:
1. Never acknowledge The Godfather: Part III.
2. Never waste calories on pizza outside of the Eastern Time Zone.
3. ALWAYS foul up three late.
Here’s a new one. The cargo doors are stuck closed on the plane after the flight landed. No valet bags. No checked bags.
Please don’t do this to me tonight.
You’re telling me that we could get a Kyrgios v Shelton quarterfinal the same week I get to watch Serena Williams make her comeback?
What year is this.