One way to ride out a tornado watch. Golf on one TV, @MaxVelocityWX on YouTube on the other. For the love of Ted Bulley and all that’s holy, let us not lose power during hockey. #stanleycup
RECAP: NIU Battles #10 Florida State To Extras, Falls 7-4 In Elimination Game; Huskies finish season w/ program-record 36 wins, first MAC title & first NCAA Tournament win niuhuskies.com/news/2026/5/3…
Brutal playing conditions @PGAChampionship, as it ought to be. It’s a major championship, not a Monday hit-and-giggle. This major has been searching for an identity. Is this finally it? Here’s hoping the @PGA doesn’t back off this weekend. #Aronimink
In a shocking twist, @espn@nhl rules analyst Dave Jackson, a former NHL ref, has now agreed with on-ice officials’ calls 63 consecutive times since the playoffs began. To his credit, he once said he hadn’t seen the replay, but 63-0-1 is damn impressive.
Simulations of a previous life. There are roughly 50 such facsimiles. They collect dust in boxes and plead for disposal. My children believe a bonfire is appropriate, and while I applaud and appreciate the symbolism, I am open to suggestion while I ponder Game 7 of TB-MTL.
After breaking his driver by smashing it off the tee box on the 2nd hole at Augusta National, a seething Sergio Garcia delivers one of the greatest post-round press conferences in the history of golf, "It makes it very easy, you just have to hit 3-wood all the time."
Ladies and gentlemen, Sergio Garcia is still Sergio Garcia. I believe tearing up the tee box is frowned upon at your local muni, let alone Augusta. @TheMasters He also snapped the head off his driver.
Two people next to me on the plane. One has the plague. One has farted at 10-minute intervals with remarkable consistency. The bourbon has done nothing to dull the pain.