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Joined November 2011
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10 Aug 2025
Buying a laptop on Amazon:
1. Click "Buy"
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Buying a laptop at @BestBuy:
Me: I'll take this one, please.
BB: "You're going to need an antivirus, here's Norton 360 for only $129"
Me: no
BB: "We have an extended warranty, for only $150 it covers blah blah"
Me: no!
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May 29
SPAR CAPITAL remains short $ASTC with high conviction. Price Target $2. We are waiting out this pump by turning the lights off and using leaves for toilet paper until all the bag holders have filled their bags.
This company's press releases are beyond ridiculous.
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May 19
Breaking news: @Microsoft is removing the letter "E" from future @Windows laptops and replacing it with the @Copilot key.
If you need to spell a word with an E all you have to do is hit the Copilot key and ask Copilot to fill in the missing E.
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May 7
FYI: after speaking with @uBreakiFix team I verified that they do not have any inventory management system. Meaning that they cannot tell you if a store has a given part in stock.
If any high schooler with Claude wants to design the system for them I'll sponsor.
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Feb 22
Hey @ShopYourWay please fix this before my credit rating gets fried!
reddit.com/r/CreditCards/com…
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Jan 26
$BNAI stock rocketing on what exactly? Revenue you need a microscope to find and losses you can see from space. Markets are fascinating.
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Jan 25
Unconfirmed report that @Bose is considering adding Bluetooth connectivity to next year's QuietComfort earbuds
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Jan 21
$MYNZ whenever a company is massively advertising their STOCK rather than their PRODUCT, it's a massive 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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29 Dec 2025
Barryspar Capital is short $EKSO.
This pump makes zero sense and their fellow PR mate is also a notorious junk company.
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