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SpaceX Will Buy AI Coding Firm Cursor For $60 Billion go.forbes.com/-5kK-w

BREAKING: SpaceX is acquiring Cursor in a $60 billion all-stock deal. • Cursor is being valued at $60 billion • Cursor will become a wholly owned SpaceX subsidiary • Cursor shareholders will receive SpaceX Class A shares • The exchange ratio will be based on SpaceX’s 7-day average share price before closing • Subject to regulatory approvals and customary closing conditions • Expected to close in Q3 2026 Cursor is one of the world’s leading AI coding platforms and one of the fastest-growing software companies. This marks one of the largest AI acquisitions ever and significantly expands SpaceX’s footprint in AI.

$SPCX acquires AI coding startup Cursor for $60 billion in an all-stock deal. Here all the important details: - Cursor is being acquired at a $60 billion valuation - It will become a fully owned SpaceX Subsidiary - Cursor shareholders will receive SpaceX Class A shares - This deal is expected to close in Q3 2026 Most IPOs fall 30-60% from their highs in the first year but this might not happen with SpaceX. Here's why: Index funds still don't own SpaceX because SpaceX isn't yet included in major stock indices which means passive funds have largely been sidelined. But that changes in 15 days. Once the required trading period passes (15 days) and SpaceX becomes eligible for major benchmarks, index funds will be forced buyers. So in about two weeks, SpaceX is going to have a massive inflow from index funds as passive capital begins flowing into the stock.

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