He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞
Joined November 2012
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29 Sep 2022
If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅
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When da 2 major parties have a hole-off, no one wins, especially us…
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Our macadamia trees are flowering for the first time. We planted them 5 years ago. my grandad grew them from nuts. They were the only thing that survived his house fire.
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Kinda chud that shits in da cistern
Hi all -
Really disappointed to learn that our stickers were placed around Fieldays lavatories. We really wish people wouldn’t do this.
Please report sightings to us and we’ll endeavour to find the culprit(s).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Jun 13
A southern African with a trillion dollars? Big whoop, what’s he gonna do buy bread?
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Jun 13
Spoken like a mf that wants to vacc a dog again 👀👀
Jun 13
For all those rent-a-crowd protesters in Auckland today protesting against NZFirst’s bill to define in law what a man and woman is - this isn’t about you.
You egotistical mouth-breathers can’t even figure out which flag to fly - is it Palestine, rainbow, or the Maori flag?
It may come as a surprise to you all but the universe doesn’t just revolve around you. Your egos are only matched by your learning difficulties.
This bill is about protecting women and girls’ rights, freedoms, and safety. Not about what you decide to do with your private lives.
You’re right about one thing, for us to have to legislate this basic biological reality shows how much the woke mind virus has spread in our society.
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Jun 13
Evergreen select committee submission:
“Stop being miserable cunts and fix da goddamn cozzie livvy!!1”
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Kaitāia Friar retweeted
Why the fuck is he meeting with the Thalmor
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Jun 12
I don’t wana hear about an astronomically rich person unless they’re destroying Egypts economy for a decade by throwing out coins on a road trip to Mecca.
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Jun 12
You have to question how serious TOP are about their progressive policies but NEVER how serious they are about their conservative policies.
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Kaitāia Friar retweeted
Smoking that evil wizard strain
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