Rear Admiral Basil on patrol…..Bzzzzz 🌺🐝 #ZSHQ vimeo.com/1188872001

Australia is an awfully big continent, PEBBLES. *nods* Thankfully BASIL🐝 always has the back-up of Generals WABBIT & HENRY and our Aussie soldyers. Together theyz protect their country from the Zombie Apocalypse… pesky zombies don’t stand a chance, pal. 🐶🎀💖🇦🇺

Always send your messages by bee mail 📷 India Rose Crawford

“The bluebell is the sweetest flower that waves in summer air;
Its blossoms have the mightiest power, to soothe my spirit’s care.” — Emily Brontë

Rear admiral Basil congratulates the troops on their #ZSHQ Founders Day promotions 🐝🫡 @ZombieSquadHQ

Pawsome decision, KENDRA. *searches through box of bows* Ooh, yes… these battle bows are absolutely purrfect! *attaches one bow to Kendra’s hat & passes a few more* A stylish ZS recruit always carries spare bows in their ZS pawtrol pack, sweet pal. *nods intently* 🐶💕💖 #ZSHQ

In Turkey, an elderly man who makes a living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat who asks him to brush his fur.

🎵Hoppy Burfday, dear MISS DAISY & CORA Happy Burfday to youzzz!🎵 Wabbit, Henry & Iz hope youz are both having a pawtastic time celebrating your special day, sweet pals. *group hugs* 🐰🐶🐶🎀💕💖🎂🎁🎈🎉 @Elizabe17975489 @ZombieSquadHQ #ZSHQ

Welcome to #ZSHQ Missy @4PupDad we have prepared your patrol kit, bark when you need support from @ZombieSquadHQ *salutes* @BasildBee

Welcome to @ZombieSquadHQ Missy! We are happy to have mew! #ZSHQ #ZSHQRT

🎉Welcome to ZOMBIESQUAD, Private MISSY! *salutes*🎉 Wowsers, youz look every inch a ZS soldyer in your shiny new helmet. *impressed ears* Pesky zombies will be terrified when theyz spot youz pawtrolling, pal. *nods intently* 🐶🎀💕💖 @4PupDad @ZombieSquadHQ #ZSHQ

Crows are much smarter than we give them credit for🤯

El administrador de un edificio y los residentes se quedaron atónitos cuando la persona que había contratado para cortar el césped alrededor del edificio llegó con 100 ovejas en lugar de una desbrozadora eléctrica.

Basil on patrol Bzzzz 🌺🐝 #ZSHQ

Myth: "I only wear vegan fabrics. Better for the animals, better for the planet." Let's check in on Doris's annual contribution. Once a year, in late spring, Doris is sheared. The procedure takes approximately three minutes. Doris does not enjoy it. Doris does not, by any visible measure, suffer from it. Doris is, immediately afterwards, a noticeably more comfortable animal in the British summer. The fleece weighs approximately 3 kilograms. It is sold to the British Wool Marketing Board for, depending on the year, between £0.40 and £2.50 per kilogram. The shearing costs more than the wool fetches. Brian is shearing Doris at a loss. The wool is then: - Naturally flame-retardant - Naturally antibacterial - Moisture-wicking - Biodegradable - Renewable, annually - Carbon-storing while in use The replacement, in performance fabrics: - Polyester - Polyamide - Acrylic - Polypropylene - All petroleum-derived - All shedding microplastics on every wash - All requiring fossil fuel inputs to produce - All non-biodegradable, with a typical landfill lifespan of 200-500 years A single wash of a polyester fleece can release up to 700,000 microplastic fibres into the water system. These fibres are now in: every tested water source on earth, every tested human placenta, every tested rainfall sample, the deep ocean, the Arctic ice, and the lungs of marine mammals. A single wash of a wool jumper releases: nothing. The wool, when eventually disposed of, returns to soil within a few years. The fabric being marketed as the "ethical" alternative to wool is plastic. The plastic is "ethical" because nobody has been asked to slaughter the polymer. The polymer also has not been asked. Doris, by being a sheep on a fell, is producing the most thoroughly sustainable performance fabric humans have ever made. Brian is selling it at a loss. The fashion industry, meanwhile, is selling petroleum at a profit and calling it ethical. Reject plastic. Wear wool. Doris is, this morning, growing next year's batch.

🐶 WAY TO GO Zombiesquad‼️ 13 years of saving the world & having fun doing it 😃 We salute you brave soldiers, RaaAAA! #ZSHQ

🐾 #FF our new #ZSHQ pal , Zara @ZaraBovverGirl 🎉 PawMazing pal to follow !! 🐾🐾🎉 RaaaAaaa @ZombieSquadHQ

🫡 #ZSHQ Feersumnezz in one frame 🖼️ RaaaAaaaa!

Ahh. Spring.

🐶 Sick Bay soldier, until you’re feeling better, RaaAAA! 🩵💚🧡 #ZSHQ