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Sherlock Holmes @Baskerville448
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Sherlock Holmes@Baskerville448
26 Mar 2023
In God's name, what happened to this green and pleasant land?
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If anybody finds a missing word called 'Easter' on an egg, please hold it's hand and walk it to the nearest police station. I thank you, dear readers.
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A Bit of Benny
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Remember transwomen are women. Show some respect. Thank you dear readers. Happy Easter.
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RT @The1stMrsO: @Baskerville448 "Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." Edith…
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This seems to annoy liberals. Send a real woman out into the world, oozing with sartorial elegance. Slowly, but surely though, it's coming back. Real men, real women.
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Honey 'n' Bees concentrates Tech minds.
Oli London
@OliLondonTV
7 Apr 2023
WOKE Companies like Bud Light and Nike will continue to push real women aside in order to fulfil their ‘diversity and equity’ quotas. 🙅🏻‍♀️ The only way they will listen 👂 is if their profits tumble. 📉 Grammy Winning singer @Travistritt 🏆🎶 has stood up for all women by removing all Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch (parent company) beverages from his tour 🍺🍻#Budlight #gowokegobroke Image: Daily Mail
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Night 🤣
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Membership plummeting, £650,000 large gone missing, God knows where, arrests at dawn, and now the party's auditors resigning, I reckon our Nicola has sold Yousaf a carefully, meticulously orchestrated wet dud. He's been stitched up like a feckin' kipper, so he has.
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The firm that audits the SNP's finances has resigned. Accountants Johnston Carmichael which has worked with the party for more than a decade said the decision was taken after a 'review of its clients.' The arrest of Murrell might have had a tincy wincy bit to do with it as well?
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VE Day 1945. The past is a different country: it might as well have been a thousand years ago. Happy Easter to you all, my dear readers.
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More and more busy's turning up by the hour at Nicoliar's rat 'n' mouse. That's 'bout thirty of 'em, now. What the feck's goin' on, eh? Bloody 'ell.
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Replying to @Baskerville448
Brilliant Katie.
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Madge@JulieBe50174159
6 Apr 2023
Replying to @Baskerville448
Love it Katie!
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Thank you, Katie. Happy Easter, my lovely.
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Breaking News: Nicola Sturgeon has just been hauled off by the busy's to the rusty nail. No charges, as yet.
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Breaking: In a surprise move, Nicola Sturgeon has applied for political asylum in England, and says she is now committed to the Union.
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“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.” ― William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar
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The busy's have been seen with a spade & garden equipment in the rear garden of Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon’s Glasgow home. Officers spotted with blue tarpaulin sheets, a stills camera and laptop as they examine the area around the garage. What the feck is goin' on, eh?
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An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
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In Memoriam: the great Eric Bristow, who sadly passed away on this day, 2018.
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