βFriendlyJordies is a Labor Hegalian, the idea that the Australian Labor Party is the sole vessel by which history progresses. He believes that all of human history is a process by which the universe becomes conscious of itself through the Australian Labor Party.β
In his latest video, FriendlyJordies defends the Labor Party's anti-migrant credentials by boasting that they were the ones who implemented the White Australia Policy.
He then attacks Pauline Hanson by saying he thinks she would have voted against the White Australia Policy if she was around back then.
Jordies shilling for the Labor Party is utterly hilarious, he literally does not believe in anything other than the continued existence of the Labor Party.
FriendlyJordies is a Labor Hegalian, the idea that the Australian Labor Party is the sole vessel by which history progresses. He believes that all of human history is a process by which the universe becomes conscious of itself through the Australian Labor Party.
If the political culture of Australia permitted it, he would go full Syrian Civil War Assadist. Remember their deranged chants? ''With our soul, with our blood, we sacrifice for you Oh Bashar! Bashar or we burn the country!''
Jordies would be screaming from the rooftops: ''WITH OUR SOUL, WITH OUR BLOOD, WE SACRIFICE FOR YOU O ALBO! ALBO OR WE BURN THE COUNTRY!''