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2 Aug 2015
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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Nothing comes close. Cc: @BeCo74
what’s the best tweet of all time?
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“So, we’re one-nil down with Palace clearly the better team and in comfortable control … time for you to earn the money we pay you, Chris Kavanagh from Manchester!” #CPFC #MUNCRY
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There’s only one man who has done even more damage to his reputation this week than Oliver Glasner … #CPFC
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… 🤫 🐑 🐑 ❤️
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'Palace's best chance of staying up is moving on from Glasner' - Chris Sutton … arguably the most pathetically pitiful pundit the world has ever known. #CPFC
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20 Dec 2025
Look at what someone has done …

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8 Nov 2025
Elon also ruined Twitter … … let that sink in.
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17 Aug 2025
And now with their ‘expert’ analysis it’s Danny ‘Dross’ Murphy & Joe ‘Dull As Ditch Water’ Hart … #MOTD2
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7 Aug 2025
Unbelievably - the photoshop department on #EastEnders … have actually managed to go from bad (Martin at the Champions League Final) to worse (Johnny on holiday).
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30 Jun 2025
… uncanny.
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18 Feb 2025
“You should never have started it” @potus tells the UKRAINIANS! Words spoken at Mar-a-Lago, but sounding like they were written in Moscow
18 Feb 2025
President Trump on war in Ukraine: "I think I have the power to end this war, and I think it's going very well."
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23 Jan 2025
Freddie … a summary. #TheTraitorsUK
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23 Jan 2025
Here comes Freddie … #TheTraitorsUK
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9 Jan 2025
Leanne … #TraitorsUK
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3 Jan 2025
Armani’s ballon knot is doing the ol’ 5p 10p tango. #TheTraitorsUK
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28 Nov 2024
A bad day for Gregg Wallace … is a great day for the rest of humanity. #MasterTwat
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24 Nov 2024
Dean is like watching a drunk toddler who’s scared of ice … trying to ice skate. #IACGMOOH
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16 Nov 2024
Absolute fucking circus … #PaulTyson
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11 Oct 2024
I do Love that the vile dollop of bumdung that is Dame (!?) @AndreaJenkyns - thought that appearing on #HIGNFY would improve her ‘public profile’ … bless her arrogant right wing ‘Boris-signed’ cottons.
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