I'm writer @truantmemphis. Live among the humans. Yay. Littlethumb Sneezed, Daffodil & Post Oh!pocalypto Poppycock are my books. All definitely almost funny.
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#1linewed Once when he was a boy, Littlethumb sneezed and the whole world froze.
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Occam Razor (aka the Truant Memphis nerd) retweeted
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BookView Review: Saving Maria by Truant D. Memphis bookviewreview.com/2025/08/0… #amreading #WritersLife #indieauthor #Kindle #writingcommunity #amwriting #writers #writerscommunity
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Lava planet not a mistake. Mission verified=cat scratch…nope. Nope. No Nuge feed here. Let’s just say not all cat people are cool. Hosed several down w/ a Supersoaker & fled during the “excitement.” Escaped w/ an amulet holding congealed magma.
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6 months off mission w/ the cat people & tardigrades. Or maybe this is the mission. Who knows? I know I'm sick of foul. That's all we eat here.
Anyway, the tardi's are measured intellects. The cats have to brainstorm takin a piss.
They're dumb.
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Check out Jacob Castellon2's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8FjXXTd/ #writerscommunity #writerlift #WritingCommunity #audiobook #Audible
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Littlethumb Sneezed is now available as a hardback…and on Audible!!
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Daffodil is an audiobook!
Infinite thanks to the immensely talented @therongabaldon for his wonderful narration and production.
If you’re an audiobook listening kinda human, give Daffodil a try.
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Tardigrades rapid descent delivers us into caves beneath the surface. Lava rivers heat communal chambers of a human-sized feline species. Try my best ambassador tact. “I’ve always been into furries.” -shoulda already had my fursona established.
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Forgive me for using the writing game tags...but our reach seems limited right now and I am hoping this thread will be helpful to fellow indies...
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Littlethumb Sneezed and Daffodil are becoming audiobooks! Very excited to be working with two extremely talented performers/narrators/producers/all-around bad asses on these projects (talent to remain secret until further notice 😁).
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...in alphabetical order out of abject not wanting you to think I'm listing one first out of preference...
Jacob A. Castellon ...and... Ron Gabaldon
You can find them on www. acx .com
You can also find...
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Jacob on tiktok doing voicework @ jacobcastellon557
and Ron on youtube reading books @ rongabaldon9206
Last, I hope you made it to these last two important tweets because apparently, I am fucking terrible at making a coherent thread.
Have a great night!
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& here's the best part. I've done some of the work for you. I found 2 awesome producers. They were both fair w/ their pricing, were willing to take production/performance notes, & are both super talented performers. I'm stoked to have found them & convinced them to work w/ me...
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but it's very cost feasible if you have a budget for your work that includes buying your own ISBNs or paying for reasonably priced cover artists, interior designers, etc. And, some of the producers will work for no $ up front as they try to build a resume/portfolio...
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create 2 audiobooks at the same time because I'm insane, & because it was cost feasible. Please know, I'm not on a shoe-string budget but I'm not playing w/ nepo-money (if you are, I'm not a hater I'm envious 😁). I won't say how much I paid. That's not fair to my producers,
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similar interests, activity, etc. It's a partnership & I wanted to work w/ someone who is active & would help make the projects a success. I also wanted to work with people of similar interests because, you know, that's more fun. Eventually I settled on two different producers to
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I spent hours over the course of multiple weekends listening to reels of producers who were willing to work on a royalty share pay plan (you can filter the lists of producers to those who are willing). I was looking for certain voices, and checking their social media feeds for
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But I wanted into that market. So, the point of this is ACX has an option to hire a producer/narrator for low cost if you share royalties with them on the back end. Which means, you can create a professional audiobook w/in a budget if you find the correct producer to work with...
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This is fun. Lava planet “citizens” are giant flying, lava proof tardigrades. They speak psychically, question what type of animal we are, then ask us what “bulb” we’re from.
All I know is, I’m gonna ride one of these things sandworm style.
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After slight delay, land on planet that’s 15% skerries and 85% lava. Jesus.
Not gonna lie. Delay was to stop and shove cartoon dude into a crimson star. He was a prick, gnawing at my good humor. Bad run of clients lately. I kept his briefcase.
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