Observability Engineer / Server Admin at CIG Austin. I make the PTU environments and have graphs for all crash and disconnection errors.
Joined June 2015
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Me, be asking friend to play game.
Them: Mayhap
Me: No, we're past May. It's Junehap.
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Jun 12
Coworker watching sports: Go Spurs, go.
Me: Spur is a synonym for go so you could also say spur Spurs, spur.
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Jun 3
So many things happen in the face of adversity, it occurs to me that adversity must have a pretty big face.
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May 28
I wonder if it's possible to make a power generator that runs on a combination of pasta and anti pasta.
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May 28
OK. Hear me out. Add a new skin to the Star Kitty line, except it's a duck.
Release the Quacken.
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May 19
We're having a walking competition at work. If anyone wants to sabotage how much walking I do on a daily basis, you can accomplish this by applying to adopt my foster dog at rrus.org.
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May 15
When you add cliffs to a game engine, you have to deal with all the...edge...cases.
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Apr 17
Someone got Doom running on a milliwatt of power. The average human heart can generate a few watts of power. So you do, in fact, have to worry about people playing games with your heart.
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Apr 1
If it's going to take me longer than a bit to get ready, I'll be ready in a byte.
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Mar 25
If you're getting the 1017 error, try restarting the launcher in your system tray or killing it with task manager.
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Mar 26
Ok I'm seeing some people that this isn't working for so we've forwarded some example accounts to be looked at.
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Mar 16
The second to last letter in the English alphabet is the smartest one. Because it's wise.
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