Hi women, can you post pictures or talk about your academic achievements? I need some motivation this month. If you see this tweet, share it so women can see it.

A man who could not afford fish feed switched to feeding the fish Eba 😔😔😔 E no go better for Tunubu

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

Nigeria sells raw cocoa at $8,000 a tonne. Processed into butter it earns $48,000. Made into chocolate it earns $240,000. 30 times the money, yet Nigeria is still choosing $8,000.

Snap shots from Lagos today

The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her. You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable. These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.

Day 26, don’t get distracted. Bring Back Oyo Children and Teachers.

Yesterday I was out with Yinka and Ire, while we were waiting for our burgers to arrive, some guy walked up to us (decently dressed) asking that we please help with transport fare, our first response was ‘sorry but we do not have any cash on us’ He said he wouldn’t mind transfer even if it’s just 1k. We declined so he left. Yinka said he felt inclined to help so he walked up to him asked for his details and transferred 20k to him. The guy walked back to our table, thanked both of us and left. About 10minutes later, he was back again. He said, “I was already at the POS before I realised how much you actually sent, I’m so sorry for thanking you casually. God bless you” he kept thanking us while we kept telling him it was okay and he could leave. This experience has stayed with me since yesterday and I really pray life is good to him wherever he is🥹❤️

Oh to have the privilege of having the ability reducing the news you consume while more than half the country is actually living in that news you want to reduce consumption of 😃

Need to date a gorgeous man who loves taking candid pictures and videos of me and is also financially stable enough for us to go on trips together. I deserve that. I don’t want to have to ask strangers to take pictures of me on my next trip and I’m still too lazy to master the use of a tripod. Bonus point if he’s great at editing videos and pictures too 🥹

"My vote won't change the country. Says 40 million people who stayed home."

London guy on the boat today: Oh you’re from Nigeria. Davido, Burna Boy, Wizkid. Me: Oh yeah 😅 Him: Who’s your favourite one? Me: Oh it’s none of the big 3 you just mentioned. You might not know him. He’s a bit more lowkey but I love his music so much. Him: Try me. Go on then, just say it. Me: His name is Victony. His eyes light up! Him: Oh yeah I know Victony. Soweto! Me: Yessss omggg 🥳 Him: Oh I know he’s one of the lowkey ones but he’s really big too now innit?!!! Me: Yessss! I’ve been rooting for him for so long! My goat is going global mehn😩

I take back every negative word I have spoken over my future and declare growth, favor and blessings into my life. Amen!

back at it with @Edward_Enninful 🧡 #EE72

After so many "we're sorry, thank you for applying... " I finally got a "congratulations, we're excited to offer you... " today 🥹🥹 Jesus you do this one ooo

“Her hands couldn’t contain him” what is he? An anaconda????

And did!!!😍😍❤️🤍 It’s so dreamy! If my cake makes it to your TL, please help me RT🤭🤲🏽

15 NORMAL THINGS THAT HAPPEN DURING S*X: - getting dry in the middle of s*x - getting so wet you can’t feel much - finishing too early - pen!s slipping out - accidentally hitting the wrong hole - your period starting during s*x - queefing - sweating like you’re in the gym - leg cramps or muscle pull - losing an erect!on - needing to stop and pee - finding hair in your mouth - bumping heads accidentally - struggling to put the condom on - laughing/crying in the middle of s*x

Because the pleasure isn’t just in the eating itself but in the pleasure you can tell you’re delivering while eating. That handheld coochie won’t softly moan my name. It won’t take the name of the lord in vain in response to the unholy things my tongue is doing. It won’t grab my head and pull my hair from its roots. It won’t choke me out with its thighs until all my brain cells are screaming for oxygen. It won’t arch its back so high that there’d be a risk of a slipped disc. Its scent won’t be so heady that I wouldn’t want to smell anything else. I can’t tease and torture it with little kisses, light nibbling, and soft tonguing till it’s in tears begging me to ravish her. Its body won’t quiver, shake and spasm from an orgasm that racks it. So no, the product would fail cuz there’s no way to replicate the real thing sufficiently.

Summer in Zanzibar 🏝️🏖️💦✨ Loved this sandbank so much, I just wish I saw a starfish too 🫠