Unwilling participant in a distance shitting contest.

Joined July 2007
196 Photos and videos
13 Apr 2022
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25 Jan 2022
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8 Jan 2022
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3 Nov 2021
Quick product review. You shouldn’t buy @clorox in a “smart tube” sprayer. The nozzle doesn’t stay on, and when it falls… instagram.com/p/CVyypPyLdfP/…
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19 Mar 2021
Back to the office door headphones = doorbell.
17 Feb 2021
Hot take: that peanut butter you have to stir up can go to hell. #jifordeath
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BeeEss retweeted
2000: wow i found schematics online to fix my tv. i can't wait to see how helpful the internet is in the future 2020: forced to watch 17 minute text-to-speech video to find hidden menu on tv that disables the "turn on by itself at 3am to play ads" function
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17 Oct 2020
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22 May 2020
Fleetwood PAC
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22 May 2020
Bruce Hornsby and the Mange
22 May 2020
Men At Pork
22 May 2020
Minus The Rear
22 May 2020
Pool & The Gang
25 Nov 2019
I’m an excellent note-taker.
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4 Oct 2019
Achievement Unlocked: quadruple-booked a time slot on my work calendar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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