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31 Mar 2020
iconic zoom backgrounds: a thread
keep it going
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- 120lbs π
it only took a year and a pandemic to finally be comfortable in a two piece swimsuit. thank you to those who have supported so far on this journey!
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23 Jun 2021
i really need someone to block my ip address on adoptable pet websites
b/c now iβm crying over kittens named orange slice and comic sans
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30 May 2021
taking plus one applications now for the 4 weddings I have to attend this summer
3 of them are open bar ;)
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13 May 2021
who wants to reenact the βlay all your love on meβ scene on the beach from mamma mia with me?
donβt worry, iβll provide the flippers.
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10 Feb 2021
went to get my first dose of the vaccine and the staff here assigned a bodyguard to stay with me and another nurse to hold my hand bc I was shaking so hard
but I didnβt cry (this time), so honestly thatβs growth
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9 Feb 2021
i just learned that the brain shrinks when under stress & now i understand why i am the way i am i am
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28 Jan 2021
what is the strangest thing that happened at school? iβll go first.
today, I diagnosed a hamster named pizza roll and had to tell a student over google meet with the entire class present...that he was dying.
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13 Jan 2021
Had Jury Duty Today.
And for those of you who have never experienced this, I have a small tidbit of advice.
Do not make the Law and Order βDUN DUNβ sound. It is not appreciated.
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20 Nov 2020
itβs less bummerland and more wonderland now thanks to @AJRBrothers
virtual concert here I come
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26 Oct 2020
You will never stop fighting for me, even when I stop fighting for myself β
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15 Sep 2020
seeing how long you can drive with the gas light on is a dangerous game I play way too often
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23 Aug 2020
Whenever I read about body shaming, it always reminds me of the time a guy told me I should go on a diet in the middle of our first date.
He also got me a dietary book and roses.
How romantic.
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23 Aug 2020
all body types are beautiful.
and body shaming is bottom tier behavior.
not one person needs that.
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18 Aug 2020
im that family member π
18 Aug 2020
quote w your icebreaker fun fact, mine is my family used to have pirahnas as pets
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3 Aug 2020
is this a hurricane hurricane or is it just like a βhurricaneβ cause I have a doordash promo code
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