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Beef Cake @BeefCakeIowa

Edible and unforgettable! #nogenitals

Joined May 2012
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not corny that's a great song
yeah a few times
I'm voting third party, for sure, should we hit Travis' or Skyler's first?
Is Jamaica an actual place or did all-white reggae bands make it up?
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Son, stop telling me what guy not to be. #SadDad
I don't believe in living in the past. I'm still researching my opinion on living in the present.
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You know what, I can believe this isn't butter. #FabiNO
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Trump came over to my bedside, almost held my hand and said, "I want to punch death in the face so hard it won't know what hit it."
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Did we go to high school together? Or have I otherwise not learned math near you maybe?
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I'm aging like a fine wine that has trouble urinating.
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This is my FINAL offer: I'll do anything. #person
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Mars Streepy@CreepStreeps
9 Apr 2015
Did a #sketch of @midwestdiva ( #LeslieHall ) last night cuz she rules. #art #artwork #illustration #streepyart #iowa
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You ever notice that manure smells bad but if it's your OWN manure it's not as gross? #cow
I started playing the spoons as a joke but then discovered they are the most dynamic and nuanced instrument there is. #SadDad
Can I get ONLY whip cream? #Starbucks
I would walk 500 miles & I would walk 500 more just to be the man to walk a thousand miles & brag about it constantly at Burning Man #song
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Open your heart to the Lord. Lift up your hands to the heavens. Orient your direct deposit toward our donation button. #church
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Believe in your dreams, believe that you can scream at the top of your lungs and no sound comes out. #inspiration
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I really need to piss clean next week but I really need to drink dirty right NOW! #SadDad
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I've been all over this great country campaigning for our future wait what is fried frying oil? #Iowa
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