“Nothing matters, Morty”

Joined February 2018
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Pancake Batter retweeted
Jesus fucking Christ, man
Kars4Kids has been banned from advertising in California as it has been deemed deceptive by a judge for helping exclusively Orthodox Jewish kids in the New York and New Jersey areas despite having eight year old actors of all races singing their jingle. static1.squarespace.com/stat…
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Pancake Batter retweeted
If Black voters and Black voices aren’t considered meaningful enough to fairly represent the South, then maybe we should reconsider representing the South on the football field and basketball court too. .@SEC , don’t stay silent in the face of Jim Crow 2.0. Because once you open Pandora’s box, all kinds of things come out of it. Or maybe it’s just time for our children and these young brothers and sisters to find new playing fields that actually respect their humanity, their voices, and their value. @GavinNewsom @GovPritzker @SpanbergerForVA @iamwesmoore @JoshShapiroPA @GovWhitmer I’m sure y’all can find some scholarship $ for these talented young folks right?!
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Pancake Batter retweeted
THE ONE ELECTION THAT CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE REVERSAL OF RIGHTS IN AMERICA!!!
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Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.
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RT @guldaar: Here is what The Strokes did and how it should go down in history as one of the most important protests by a musical band of…
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The College GameDay crew discuss the current state of college basketball.
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They are trying to bankrupt the Park Service so they can sell the parks off to the highest bidder. This kind of cut could close smaller Monuments like Tuzigoot and Montezuma's Castle and severely harm the large parks. Communities around the parks rely on tourism.
The Trump Administration Just Announced More Plans to Gut NPS Staff As the Department of the Interior pushes employees into "visitor-facing" roles and proposes to slash $736 million from the National Park Service budget, critics warn that the scientists and stewards who keep our parks alive are once again being purged. outsideonline.com/outdoor-ad…
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Pancake Batter retweeted
Eric "Eazy-E" Wright was murdered after he caught his small hat manager, Jerry Heller, stealing from him and fired him. Jerry Heller's and Ruthless Records former head of security was Mike Klein, a former IDF/Mossad and JDL terrorist leader. Months later, Heller threatened Eazy with a lawsuit for firing him, and Eazy ignored him. Eazy(along with 2Pac), would then get targeted for extortion by the JDL. The same group that Mike Klein was a part of. Despite having a clean bill of health less than a year before in July of 1994. The asthmatic since birth, Eazy-E was taken to a small hat hospital after complaining about having problems breathing. He would later be diagnosed with full blown AIDS. Eazy had 8 baby mothers and 11 kids. His wife was 2 months pregnant at the time of his diagnosis. Not a single ex girlfriend or his wife and child who was born 6 months after Eazy's death, has ever tested positive for HIV.
Today in Hip Hop History: Eazy-E died March 26, 1995 R.I.P.
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#Kneecap, who went to Havana in solidarity against the US blockade: “I can't remember the last time Cuba invaded a country. Can you?”

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Pancake Batter retweeted
Started reading Pretty Little Liars (originally published in 2006) and I’m five pages in and they’ve updated it to include a TikTok reference…do I DNF?
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Pancake Batter retweeted
Note to future self: Iran didn’t say they are going to attack California. The FBI did.
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Netflix....we are watching you! If you remove Susan Rice from your Board of Directors because Trump requested it, I will cancel my account and never sign up again. I will also teach people how to pirate your sh*t. Do NOT f**k with black people on this.
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He's right about this, which is why I'm so frustrated at the lack of black OCs in the league. I feel like "experience" is held against them even though at some point all people have to be given an opportunity first, so that they can HAVE experience 😂
#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald on hiring an OC with no previous play-calling experience: “I do think it’s a bit overrated. All play-callers have to be first-time play-callers at some point.” (🎥 @Seahawks)
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Pancake Batter retweeted
Good Will Dunkin commercial amongst the weirdest, most terrible visual experiences of my life.
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If you are seeing this, please RT 🙏🏽 MPD and Trump’s “SAFE” task force abducted me from my home, assaulted my 10 year old, and falsified charges against me. 4 months later they still refuse to dismiss my case, take it to trial, or release the body cam footage. I want the video.
Replying to @ninamonei
The second, and more painful to watch, is bystander footage from my friends and neighbors that shows MPD assault my 10 year old when we exited our home. The supervising officer identified as “Lt. Craig” (STEU3) slams my daughter against the house, wrestles her arms behind her into handcuffs, and pulls her from the ground swinging her body around by her arms. You will hear me calling “they’re arresting Lia! Somebody come get Lia! They’re swinging my 10 year old around by her arms!” to my community members who had come to support me. One of my friends identified himself to police as her godfather and you hear an officer say “I’ll escort you over there” and when he does, you hear “Lt. Craig” snort, “okay. Alright. Put her in the car” after which he continued to drag my minor child to a police car in handcuffs.
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Pancake Batter retweeted
6 guys beating the shit outta ONE person then KILLING him!! Fuck the ICE agents. 6 against one and yall still shoot and kill somebody. Yall had him out numbered and decided to KILL him like it was a video game and he can just he his life back smh
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Pancake Batter retweeted
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
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Pancake Batter retweeted
80 hours and 27 balls of yarn later= This handmade sweater. It costs $0 to retweet and help reach my target audience. thank you 🫶
I need to sell 10 of this sweater before February.
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Chicago lost someone very important today. RIP to Kristen Pierce-Sherrod. She inherited Harold’s Chicken from her father Harold Pierce and grew the brand to levels few could imagine. Rest well and I will make sure to get some Harold’s this weekend. 🕊️
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Pancake Batter retweeted
I stormed Nick Shirley's Live Stream and made him run away to Turning Point 🤪💙 Please RT this video so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to storm Nick Shirley with hit songs 🦒💙
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