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Elijah_77 retweeted
for the vast majority of the history of the universe, every album ever made did not exist, so on average, they do not exist and do not have any worthwhile qualities. therefore, all albums are 0/10
Almost every "0/10" is performative af
There are actually very few albums to exist that are truly a zero
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Elijah_77 retweeted
10 Feb 2014
if you have flappy bird on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back.
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a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him
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May 14
i should kms for not having listened to anything salem properly yet lol
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Elijah_77 retweeted
May 11
Charles Hamilton - She's So High (2008)
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i will b copping a new pair for my birthday
(thursday btw) 👀
May 11
they don’t know how i was moving with them Heelys 😮💨
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Elijah_77 retweeted
Apr 23
RULES TO BEING PUNK:
NO BEDTIMES
NO SUGAR LIMITS
NO VEGETABLES
NO TEACHERS (Yeah!)
NO RUDENESS
YES TO KINDNESS
YES TO PUNCHING NAZIS (metaphorically)
NO INSULTS
YES TO SMALL BUSINESSES
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE
NO PUNCHING NAZIS (physicially)
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