this is true, marriage gives you the freedom to discover that with a mustache, you look like a relief pitcher from the early 80's who blew out his shoulder and now sells used cars
"people in relationships are free, they just have to make sure one other person doesn't hate them. Which is easy since that person already likes them."
this is why i tell married men to grow out their hair, mustache etc, your wife isn't leaving you over a dumb haircut