do posts on here count as performance art
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3 Dec 2025
It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship.
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12 Nov 2025
Start the Steal continues! The gang visits an avant garde alien art gallery.
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“get in the basket wemby, or rei will have to do it again.”
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bartender who does it “coldstone style” by mixing the liquids directly on the bar surface
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When the left inevitably takes power we need to compile everyone who was even cursorily involved in the boosting of sports gambling, large language models, and data centers, and shut them entirely out of society for the rest of their lives
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If they’re allowed into a city it’s to get pelted with rotten vegetables in a stockade. If they show up at a place of business the prices are doubled for them. If they post online it has a disclaimer that says “this person was electric-shocked in their genitals for saying this”
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watched it this way on pins and needles. pretty fun way to do it honestly
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ryans gosling and reynolds are a jekyll/hyde situation of the same guy, right?
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I have the tools and skills to do this and my local Taco Bell should frankly be giving me an award for not doing it.
Jun 10
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this is by far the coolest thing he has ever said
Jun 10
Fetterman seems to believe that Platner sent photos of himself to women, calling him “Captain Dick pic.”
“Have we become the pro-dick party?” he adds
“Did he send a dick pic?” asks @ArthurDelaneyHP
“He hasn't denied that, but he could clear it up and show it,” Fetterman says
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chaining myself to Nintendo headquarters Laura loomer style and refusing to leave until they increase the character limit for pokemon names from 12 to 100
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Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.
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Just got an ad that was a bunch of ai videos of a guy freezing to death and the product, revealed at the end, was Candy Crush. It’s over
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Just missed screenshotting an all-timer search autocomplete that I now cannot seem to recreate, where the start of my search “where i” completed to like 6 different variations of “where is my husband” including “where the hell is my husband”
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re: all maine senate discourse in the year 2026
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immediately not taking my own advice here but: I do think we have to realize that, at an atomic level, every single american politician is john fetterman
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free legal advice from a bug retweeted
Jun 4
EDDINGTON vindicated once again
Jun 3
You know that culture is dead because no one successfully reckons with phones in film and literature. It’s like having westerns without the railroad. Phones and phone culture should be what 90% of movies and books are about.
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free legal advice from a bug retweeted
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Socialism doesn’t work because as soon as a state turns socialist they randomly get invaded and bombed
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Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."
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