The recording of my show Lies, Damned Lies & Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now available to buy online!
ALT Promotional image for Ben Lund-Conlon’s show ‘Lies, Damned Lies & Buffy the Vampire Slayer’, featuring Ben as Giles sitting at a leather-topped writing desk, with books, a wooden stake and a yellow ‘Kiss the Librarian’ mug. A banner declares the show is ‘OUT NOW’, and the show is described as ‘A comedy show about death, Buffy and statistical analysis’
ALT Promotional image for Ben Lund-Conlon’s show ‘Lies, Damned Lies & Buffy the Vampire Slayer’, featuring Ben as Giles standing over a leather-topped writing desk, with books, a wooden stake and a yellow ‘Kiss the Librarian’ mug. A banner declares the show is ‘OUT NOW’, and the caption reads ‘Live recording available at benlundconlon.com’. Also featured is a four-star review from Broadway World: “An utter delight”
Hi @richardosman, how come the week you had a trans/gender non-conforming guest on House of Games there were 3 Harry Potter related questions? That’s a much higher rate than average and I can’t believe it was coincidence
Can’t believe we got that extensive Bond apology from @andrewhunterm on @nosuchthing, and still no apology from @JamesHarkin for completely misunderstanding ‘contiguous states’ several episodes ago
Men: wash your fucking hands. The number of times I witness a man leaving the gents without washing his hands is truly disgusting. I'm going to add to this thread every time I see it. I'm not sure why, but I feel the need to document how awful you are
Oh no @BBCiPlayer, it’s only a show I’ve watched every episode of and remains on my watchlist, why would I want notification that a new series has started?
ALT Gandalf saying to Frodo, "You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know."
ALT Screenshot of a tweet reading “guy that is supposed to come fix my doorbell: hey i came but you were not home
me: i was home ive been waiting for you all morning???
dude: but i rang and you didnt answer
?????????????????????????aaaaaaaaaaa!”
It has 1.4K retweets and 45k likes
ALT Screenshot of my own tweet, reading “Just got told off for not having a doorbell by the guy delivering my new doorbell”
It has 1 retweet and 14 likes
ALT Screenshot of my own tweet quote tweeting the previous tweet, adding “Doorbell got nicked so I am once again trying to get a doorbell delivered to a flat with no doorbell”
It has 1 retweet and 6 likes
Please hire me as a script consultant on your fantasy/pre-modern screenplay, my rates are reasonable and I will point out all the times you’ve give archers/siege machinery the instruction ‘fire’ when it should be ‘shoot’ or ‘loose’